Rules For A Flesh Pile

Okay, just so there is no misunderstanding
next time someone calls a "Flesh Pile", let's
outline the rules here, so no-one is confused.

#1 - Sorcerer requires no invitiation and may, at his discretion, select several lucky participants to play with in a more private setting.

#2 - Straight guys are welcome to participate in any capacity so long as they don't freak out by a stray hand or penis, accidental or otherwise.
#2b - In a predominatly gay flesh pile, women are welcome to watch and may participate, so long as it doesn't interfere with the "performance" of any gay members. As a general rule, ladies to the left of the pile, anti-vag queens to the right.

#3 - Anyone can start a flesh pile in any thread at any time for any reason or no reason at all. If your thread was hijacked, just jump in and enjoy the fun.

#4 - The safe word is "Jerry Lewis"

#5 Bunnies, while cute and fluffy, should not be used as sex toys.

#6 Alt is always the one that brings the whip. He also prefers to come in an Indiana Jones-esque attire.

#7 Anyone who passes by a flesh pile and tries to escape shall be immediately dragged into the pile.

What if your mouth is "full"? Just curious.

Too funny!

And Windy is exempt from rule #7!

No no no. Bunnies should always be used as sex toys. Sometimes they just "need it!"

If your mouth is full, I guess you just have to enjoy the ride...

Hmm, well I just hope English Gentleman is close by with his full stock of Super Soaker Lube Balloons, and notices the "signal" of my eyes bulging out of my head in time.

Did someone call my name?

Yup, it's like that.

ONCE AGAIN... I've been left out. I, I'll have you know, am an integral part to every flesh pile...

#8 only flesh piles in which Vinny interacts physically with at least two other participants shall be accorded the status of official flesh piles

I would like to call everyone's attention to the above rule #7 stating anyone passing shall be immediately dragged. This rules out any age discrimination and don't you forget it!

You must engage in at least one sexual act which is outside your "comfort zone."

You must give yourself over to absolute pleasure, and swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.

No one is exempt. Yes, that means you.

So be warned to not even post in these
things any more and it might be adviseable
to quickly vacate the site lest you be spotted!