Something Unique

Give the readers of the forum a chance to learn something interesting, unique or dirty about yourself.

For example,

I like juice. ALOT. I drink like 6 liters of juice and water a day.

OR

When I was a 10, I threw my cousin's Barbie in a lake, because I was tired of stepping on it. My parents were so mad, they gave me water goggles and told me to get it becasue my little cousin wouldn't stop crying.

OR

Sometimes when I am having sex, I watch the clock to see how long I perform oral sex, and try to beat the previous time

Next?

when we were six, my twin brother hit me in the head with a tree branch. if you look closely, you can still see the scar


good times

I've got a big peni......ummm never mind.

Ok, here's a good one. So when I was 6 (yea...popular time) my friend and I were out in my backyard taking turns pushing each other off the 2-3ft tall ladder section on my playground set type thing that led to the monkey bars. As pushing people off of things always leads to good stuff, I wasn't ready one time and landed on my left arm. I cried like a girl and curled up with my dad in the house for a full hour as my mom, the nurse, was gone getting groceries. So an hour later my mom comes home and then we go to the ER to get x-rays taken for my broken arm

I can belch the alphabet on a can of Creamy Soda(doesn't seem to work with any other flavour) must admit haven't done it for years... Way too grown up now.

And

I see dead people.... and my Dad doesn't have crystal balls.

I take a cold shower every morning outside on the patio with a garden hose. Summer or winter (at least when the hose is not frozen solid).

I once poisoned Rex Reagan, Ronald Reagan's dog. One of my aunt's friends is in charge of some charity thing that Nancy was involved with. This was 10 years ago. We were invited for tea at the Reagan's Beverly Hills estate. Any way, I fed Rex some chocolate or cookies probably both(this was way before I knew chocolate was poisonous to dogs!). Needless to say I wasn't asked back. Anyway thats my story. In my defense: I was only around 8 years old at the time. And...the statute of limitations for dog poisoning must be up by now right..riight?

p.s. I heard he just had some minor problems for a week or so...and he wound up fine.

I once rode Bob Geldof's horse and fell off and had to have an x-ray of my head and spend 2 nights in hospital. I was also 6!!!

I had a NDE when I was 26. I OD'd on drugs.

I want a penis

I nearly killed my best friend, literally, when I was five. My brother and his friend had provoked a fight between us. It curbed many violent tendancies in me. God help the person who awakens them....

(Gently sings David a lullaby...)

I can name all 50 of the United States (intelligibly) in alphabetic order in 17 seconds. (Discreetly covers 'L' on forehead...)

You must be from Los Alamos

I want one too, but a huge one...

back to the topic:

when I was 5 my grandma served a soup. I saw something swimming in there and told my grandma: "grandma, there is something in the soup...". Grandma didn't look and told me: "eat the soup, honey, it's only spices!"... after a minute of looking at the soup I asked: "spices with legs, grandma?"


oh, that reminds me of "spice between the..." - never mind

AND

with 15, during a vacation trip with my parents in the Caribbean, I saw a naked guy (yikes...) under a shower rubbing his dick... but not for only 3 or 5 minutes... for full three quarters of an hour until he jacked off... it was a pretty interesting spectacle... and I even had time to get the binoculars...

I can, recite the entireity of the "To Be or Not To Be" soliloquy from Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Thats 65 lines of Old English.

On request. Any time.

Well. Im sure someone else has done it. Anyways, when I was 16, I used to live by this older women(around 36 or so, pretty good looking too) and I would purposely jack off in front of the window, so she could see. It turned me on...

Not sure if she ever saw me, but if she did, hope she liked what she saw.