Corny Pick-Up Lines- a-palooza

Does anyone else enjoy a horribly corny pick-up line every now and then?
I know *I* do. Well if anyone has any groaners... POST THEM HERE!!!


Here is one so corny that it hurts:

A) I'm wearing a magic watch...It's telling me your not wearing any underwear.

B) But I AM wearing underwear.

A) Well then, must be an hour fast.

oh yes, how bad was that one?

Walk up to a woman and ask "Do you like pancakes ?"
if she says yes, then say "Great, I'll make you some for breakfast!!"

And one similar to that;

You: Do you like blueberry or Strawberry?

He/She: Why??

You : Because I want to know what kind of pancakse to make you
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You: Baby, Nice jeans, wanna fuck?

Are you wearing ASTRONAUT pants?

No, Why?

Well, it's just that your ass looks OUT OF THIS WORLD!

HE: "You know, I'd really like to get into your pants!"
SHE:"No thanks, there's already ONE asshole in there!"

HE:How do you like your eggs?"

SHE:"Unfertilized, now FUCK OFF!"

HE:"You want to go back to my place?"

SHE:"I don't know, can two people fit under a rock?"

SHE:"Can your dick hammer a steel spike into a 2x4?"
HE:"Uh, NO."
SHE:"Guess a girls gotta have her standards"

hi, i'm Luke SkyWalker i'm here to rescue you

Some of my personal favorites...

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I need to walk by again?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

Hey baby, how about some pizza and sex? No? No problem, I don't like pizza anyways...

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Olga?

Hey, those pants are quite becoming on you. Of course, if I were those pants, I'd be coming on you too.

Did you just start working out here?

Working in a bar again I get to hear all types. I forget them so easily though. Last weekend one of the waitresses told me a guy came up to her and told her it was her lucky night. He pointed to the balding spot on the top of his head and said it was from “doing this.” He proceeded to stick out his tongue and pretend that he was eating her out under the covers in a circular motion. Suffice to say, he left alone.