This or That

ALL of them, as long as they are fairtrade

Flash fried Baby Squid in butter, parsley, garlic and lemon with some fresh hot crusty baguette.......OR......Steamed Undyed Smoked Haddock on a bed of wilted spinach atop a hot scoop of colcannon with some homemade hollandaisse sauce?

Steamed Undyed Smoked Haddock on a bed of wilted spinach atop a hot scoop of colcannon with some homemade hollandaisse sauce?

With the fish:

Cape Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio or a light Merlot?

light Merlot

Corgi, or Basenji?

Corgi (Love my Pembroke)

Akita or Afghan hound?

Afghan hound (ah'm a victim of fashun 'n accessories)

Parrot or Mynah?

Parrot.

Wrasse or Grouper?

A Groper. I like a groper. (BTW, it's spelled Rats. Kings English, you know, Dooooonnnng.)

Retsina or Ouzo?

Ouzo (Oopah!)

Absinthe or Pastis?

Absinthe.

Marseilles
or
Montpellier?

Montpellier

Thai food or Japanese Food?

Thai food.

Florence or Venice?

AB-SO-LU-TE-LY Venice! my much beloved hometown.

China or India?

India

One Night in a motel with a dripy faucet and mice, or Loud neighbours and a foul smell of some sort.

Two rooms in your house, Jeff?

I'd take the loud neighbours and foul smell.

Aculpoco or Nassau?

Aculpoco cause it has a cooler name

A 2 hour Bill Paxton Movie ?

or

A 2 hour Steven Seagal Movie ?