This or That

Pumps

3 inch or 4 inch heel?

4"
Heel of freshly baked bread or heel and toe at the square dance hoedown

Bread.

jockstrap or compression shorts?

Compression Shorts
Swimming In The Ocean Or Pool

Pool

backstroke or crawl?

backstroke
backroom or back in a flash

backroom.

Drinks on the house, or Buy my friend a drink?

Drink at home
Real friends or lots of aquaintences

Drinks on the house
Drink at home or pub crawl

...I'm so out of order on this.

Drink at home

Talk to people in the liquor store or pretend that you're not there?

Talk to people in the liquor store,
The Pretenders or the Kinks

the Kinks,


six or twelve strings

twelve strings


Classical guitar playing while you drink wine and eat cheese or jazz riffs in a smoky club with a husky-voiced soloist?

6 strings
Got the world around my finger or It's a small world