This or That

Margarita. Sounds better, tastes better. Never go wrong with good tequilla. Not that i drink it anymore.

mittens or booties

mittens

jackie chan or bruce lee

Bruce Lee, because he avoided ever making really crappy comedies

Dallas or Dynasty?

Dallas, who shot J.R????
Hot gossip for months...

Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie?

Nicole Ritchie ... but only because there were only two choices


Yesterday or Tomorrow ?

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow, it's only a day away"

CDs or vinyl?

That's funny, you don't give me the kind of impression that you love a couple that one is dead from suicide and the other is a lousy bipolar wannabe actress.
As opposed to a couple where one was killed by a crazed fan. And they staged in bed peace protest.

CD's

RC and a Moonpie or Yoohoo and Fritos

Yoo-hoo's and Fritos for real. Nothing like knoshing on salty cornchips and then washing them down with chocolate milk.

Dairy Queen or Carvels?

Dairy queen, only cuz I can walk to one in under 5 minutes.


In honor of st patricks day,

Guiness or Jameson's whisky ?

Jamesons' whisky goes down smooth.


continuing St. Patricks day....
lephrecauns or elves

Elves, because they go down smooth too!!!!


Legitimate massage or Rub and Tug ?

Rub and Tug.

"No time for the old in and out, missus. I've just come to read the meter."

clockwork orange


belt or suspenders?

sorry to disrupt the flow of things but:

alex, i like you a lot and all, but if you continue to make wise-cracks about jackie chan [directly or indirectly], i'll have to fly to Germany and kill your ass....


continue

Belt.

Steamy hot or freezing cold?