This or That

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Sex with an unattractive mate or handjob from an attractive one with cold hands?

Attractive with cold hands

buy kleenex or just use toilet paper?

Kleenex. When I get the sniffles, my nose gets raw waaay too quick.

Cable or Satellite

Cable. Comes with better internet.

draperies or blinds

Both. Sometimes you want darkness, sometimes just a little privacy.

Joystick or Game controller (like 8-bit Nintendo, XBox, PS2, etc.)?

game controller


boxers or briefs?

Briefs


Sauna or Steam Room

Steam room, there is nothing like a bunch of guys getting together sweating in a room that makes you say " Damn, that's STRAIGHT!!"
I don't do either...

Big mac, or Whopper?

Whopper.

French fried or baked?

French fried.

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?

Chocolate

doggie style or missionary position?

With you Roy, doggie style for sure...

Your place or mine?

Which ever has the bigger bed...
Upstairs or downstairs?

Downstairs. The upstairs bedrooms are empty.

Chicken or Pork?

Pork (the other white meat).

Rap or country music?