Popular sayings you'd like to bury deeply in a time capsule and forget where

You're right, the village whore is not the village's problem, yet the family is to blame. I got a sister, but the bitch is married. Best believe if she had tarnished the family crest I would have had no problem fragmenting her motherfucking skull. Well, not really. But still.

I'm none too fond of what goes around, comes around.

Not only do I dislike it, I haven't the vaguest idea what sort of profundity users thing they're delivering. As in, WFT does it mean?

1. "The early bird gets the worm."
I'm a vampire who never gets up before noon and I'm rich so fuck off.
2. "Someone's got a case of the Mondays"

3. "You should SMILE!"
I don't fucking feel like it and you can't make me.

4. "It's the little things that count"
Bullshit, it's the big things that count!!

" It's karma" like "karma" has anything to do with it.

At this point in time.
networking
over use of the term: community

Not really a saying by any stretch of the imagination, but rather a song title converted into a saying;


"Don't worry, be happy"

"Welcome and enjoy the group!"

Yeah, when I found out bedbugs existed, I stopped using that phrase. That's like saying, "Hey, don't you go getting hoof and mouth disease!" Mothafuckah I own shoes! Do you understand? I know three people who have ever had bed bugs, and they werespending too much time with dirty people.

"As I was saying..."

"Be that as it may..."

"Seriously, though..."

"Actually..."

"like, really..."

"like, OMG..."

"like, you know..."

"I'm, like..."

"You know what I'm sayin?",
"you know?"
"Pardon my French...",
"Blase,Blase", "Bling ,Bling" ,
"Rocking my world" ,
"State of the art"
"Bootilicious"
"Ghetto fabulous"
"GINORMOUS"
"Hateration" or any more of Mary J.Blige's made up words.
"Fer SHer"
I will add more as I think of them.

@ Bronxie: (LMAO) and that's why you're my long lost sister

@ Naughty: I DEEPLY HATE THE TERM: "GINORMOUS"

I hate it when people pause mid-babble to ask either "yes?" or "no?" like they're just checking to see if I was listening. Hell no I wasn't listening. If you don't think I'm listening, don't call me on it - just realize I'm not interested and talk about something else.

Sorry for the rant.

Some expressions I detest or find often misused:

1) "Life is too short" Oh, is it?

2) "I could care less" when it properly should be "I couldn't care less" since saying "I could care less" implies you care somewhat.

3) People who write "That being said," when the "being" is superfluous. It's properly said: "That said,"

4) "my bad"

5) "long time no see"

6) "ya know what I'm sayin'?"

7) "multi-tasking"

8) "prioritizing" (prioritising?)

Yeah, what he said. LOL I got it wrong trying to act all smart and shit.