Word Association

Life partners ...

Until one of them has an affair.... and decides the other one is ugly, or too fat, or too old. Then runs off with a 20 year old twink, who can't speak his mind, but has a ass like a bottomless cave.

broken hearts

Wasn't there a club of those with gay baseball players?? I think Dean Cain was in it.

SuperDick

asshole ...

rectum

sphincter

Sarah Jessica Nose

Square Pegs

It'll fit, just push harder.

That's what all the sluts say.

It's certainly what you say, Jeff B.

Jeff's a slut?