An Accurate Introspective Quiz

Your Existing Situation
The existing situation contains critical or dangerous elements for which it is imperative that some solution be found. This may lead to sudden, even reckless, decisions. Self-willed and rejects any advice from others.

Your Stress Sources
The existing situation is disagreeable. Has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and to stand out from the rank and file. His control of his sensual instincts restricts his ability to give himself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and allow himself to merge with another. This disturbs him, as such instincts are regarded as weaknesses to be overcome; he feels that only by continued self-restraint can he hope to maintain his attitude of individual superiority.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Believes that he is not receiving his share--that he is neither properly understood nor adequately appreciated. Feels that he is being compelled to conform, and close relationships leave him without any sense of emotional involvement.

Your Desired Objective
Demands that ideas and emotions shall merge and blend perfectly. Refuses to make any concessions or to accept any compromises.

Your Actual Problem
Greatly impressed by the unique, by originality, and by individuals of outstanding characteristics. Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on his resources. This feeling of powerlessness subjects him to agitation and acute distress.

Your Actual Problem #2
The fear that he might be prevented from achieving the things he wants drives him to the exploitation of all types of experience, so that he may categorically deny that any of them has any value. This destructive denigration becomes his method of concealing hopelessness and a profound sense of futility.

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Your Existing Situation:
Works well in cooperation with others. Needs a personal life of mutual understanding and freedom from discord.
Your Stress Resources:
Has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and to stand out from the herd. His control of his sensual instincts restricts his ability to give himself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and allow himself to merge with another. This disturbs him, as such instincts are regarded as weaknesses to be overcome; he feels that only by continued self-restraint can he hope to maintain his attitude of individual superiority. Wants to be loved or admired for himself alone; needs attention, recognition, and the esteem of others.
Your Restrained Characteristics
Feels that he is receiving less than his share and that there is no one on who he can rely for sympathy and understanding. Pent-up emotions make him quick to take offense, but he realizes that he has to make the best of things as they are.
Very exacting in the standards he applies to his choice of a partner and seeking a rather unrealistic perfection in his sex life
Your Desired Objective
Suffering from pent-up overstimulation which threatends to discharge itself in an outburst of impulsive and impassioned behavior.
Your Actual Problem
The fear that he might be prevented from achieving the things he wants drives him to the exploitation of all types of experience, so that he may categorically deny that any of them has any value. This destructive denigration becomes his method of concealing hopelessness and a profound sense of futility.
Your Actual Problem #2The need for esteem--for the chance to play some outstanding part and make a name for himself--has become imperative. He reacts by insisting on being the center of attention, and refuses to play an impersonal or minor role.

Yup, that's definitely me.

Your Existing Situation

Active, but feels that insufficient progress or reward is being made for the effort exerted.

Your Stress Sources

Delights in the tasteful, the gracious, and the sensitive, but maintains her attitude of critical appraisal and refuses to be swept off her feet unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely vouched for. Therefore keeps a strict and watchful control on her emotional relationships as she must know exactly where she stands. Demands complete sincerity as a protection against her own tendency to be too trusting.

Your Restrained Characteristics

The situation is preventing her from establishing herself, but she feels she must make the best of things as they are.<P>Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.<P>Circumstances are such that she feels forced to compromise for the time being if she is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation.<P>

Your Desired Objective

Seeks an affectionate relationship, offering fulfillment and happiness. Capable of powerful emotional enthusiasm. Helpful, and willing to adapt herself if necessary to realize the bond of affection she desires. Needs the same consideration and understanding from others.

Your Actual Problem

Needs to protect herself against her tendency to be too trusting, as she finds it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. Is therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands.

Ok, this is weird because it's kinda out of character for me to just buy into something right away, but I cannot believe this test totally nailed every aspect of who I am as a person!

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Actually, it's scarily accurate.

yup this was accurate; except for the bit about "tends to be too trusting."



Your Stress Sources

Feels that life has far more to offer and that it is imperative that he should find the responsive and understanding relationship he is seeking; he therefore follows up any opportunity which presents itself. However, he maintains his attitude of critical appraisal and refuses to be swept off his feet unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely vouched for. Therefore keeps a strict and watchful control on his emotional relationships as he must know exactly where he stands. Demands complete sincerity as a protection against his own tendency to be too trusting

Your Restrained Characteristics

Trying to calm down and unwind after a period of over-agitation which has left him listless and devoid of energy. In need of peace and quiet; becomes irritable if this is denied him.
Exacting in his emotional demands, especially during moments of intimacy leaving him frustrated in his desire for a perfect union.

Your Desired Objective

Seeks freedom from problems and a secure state of physical ease in which to relax and recover.

Your Actual Problem

The fear that he might be prevented from achieving the things he wants increases his need for security and freedom from conflict. Is therefore seeking stability and an environment in which he can relax.

Your Actual Problem #2

Wishes to safeguard himself against criticism and to entrench himself in a stable and secure position; but is himself inclined to be critical of others and difficult to please.

• Your Existing Situation
  • Feels obstructed in her desires and prevented from obtaining the things she regards as essential.
  Your Stress Sources
  • Has lost the resilience and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties. Feels overtaxed and getting nowhere, but continues to stand her ground and still pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity. This subjects her to intolerable pressure from which she wants to escape, but she cannot bring herself to make the necessary decision. As a result she remains firmly involved in the problem and can neither view it objectively nor get rid of it--he cannot leave it alone and feels she will only be at peace when she has reached her objective.
  Your Restrained Characteristics
  • Feels that she is burdened with more than her fair share of problems. However, she sticks to her goals and tries to overcome her difficulties by being flexible and accommodating.
    Very exacting in the standards she applies to her choice of a partner and seeking a rather unrealistic perfection in her sex life.
  Your Desired Objective
  • Longs for a tender and sympathetic bond and for a situation of idealized harmony. Has an imperative need for tenderness and affection. Susceptible to anything esthetic.
  Your Actual Problem
  • Has a fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants. This leads her to employ great personal charm in her dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for her to reach her objectives.
  Your Actual Problem #2
  • The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond her capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. She attempts to escape into a substitute world in which things are more nearly as she desires them to be.

I think it adequately reflects my feelings about the constraints of caretaking...

Your Existing Situation

Orderly, methodical, and self-contained. Needs the respect,
recognition, and understanding of those close to him.

Your Stress Sources

Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and of separation from
others. Believes that life still has far more to offer and that
she may miss her share of experiences if she fails to make the
best use of every opportunity. She therefore pursues her
objectives with a fierce intensity and commits herself deeply
and readily. Feels herself to be completely competent in any
field in which she engages, and can sometimes be considered by
others to be interfering or meddlesome.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Able to achieve
satisfaction through sexual activity but tends to hold aloof
emotionally.<P>Circumstances force her to compromise and to
forgo some pleasures for the time being. Capable of achieving
physical satisfaction from sexual activity.<P>

Your Desired Objective

Seeks success, stimulation, and a life full of experience. Wants
to develop freely and to shake off the shackles of self-doubt,
to win, and to live intensely. Likes contacts with others and is
enthusiastic by nature. Receptive to anything new, modern, or
intriguing; has many interests and wants to expand her fields of
activity. Optimistic about the future.

Your Actual Problem

The fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things
she wants leads her to play her part with an urgent and hectic
intensity.

Your Actual Problem #2

Fights against restriction or limitation, and insists on
developing freely as a result of her own efforts.

Wow.....There is a lot of truth there.

A fair bit of truth to it, bit harsh in parts though, I actually think I'm not bad at negotiating and making compromises, oh well.

Your Existing Situation

• Orderly, methodical, and self-contained. Needs the respect, recognition, and understanding of those close to him.

Your Stress Sources

• Unfulfilled hopes have led to uncertainty and apprehension. Needs to feel secure and to avoid any further disappointment, and fears being passed over or losing standings and prestige. Doubts that things will be any better in the future and this negative attitude leads him to make exaggerated demands and to refuse to make reasonable compromises.

Your Restrained Characteristics

• Distressed by the obstacles with which he is faced and is no mood for any form of activity or for further demands on him. Needs peace and quiet, and the avoidance of anything which might distress him further.
  Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Sensitive and sentimental, but conceals this from all except those very close to him. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective

• Considers the existing circumstances disagreeable and over-demanding. Refuses to allow anything to influence his point of view.

Your Actual Problem

• Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety, emptiness, and an unadmitted self-contempt. His refusal to admit this leads to his adopting a headstrong and defiant attitude.

• Your Existing Situation
  • Works well in cooperation with others. Needs a personal life of mutual understanding and freedom from discord.
  Your Stress Sources
  • Resists any form of pressure from others and insists on his independence as an individual. Wants to make up his own mind without interference, to draw his own conclusions and arrive at his own decisions. Detests uniformity and mediocrity. As he wants to be regarded as one who gives authoritative opinions, he find it difficult to admit to being wrong, while at times he is reluctant to accept or understand another's point of view.
  Your Restrained Characteristics
  • Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.
    Insists that his goals and realistic and sticks obstinately to them, even though circumstances are forcing him to compromise. Very exacting in the standards he applies to his choice of a partner.
  Your Desired Objective
  • Seeks success. Wants to overcome obstacles and opposition and to make his own decisions. Pursues his objectives single-mindedly and with initiative. Does not want to feel dependent on the good will of others.
  Your Actual Problem
  • Needs to be valued and respected as an exceptional individual, in order to increase his self-esteem and his feeling of personal worth. Resists mediocrity and sets himself high standards.
  Your Actual Problem #2
  • Strongly resists outside influence and any interference with his freedom to make his own decisions and plans. Works to establish and strengthen his own position.

* Close on most accounts, but off on some other points. Neat though.

It's cheaper than a shrink.
Your Existing Situation

• • Exercises initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. Either holds, or wishes to achieve, a position of authority in which control can be exerted over events.
  Your Stress Sources
  
  • Feels that life must yield more than it is and that his hopes and desires must somehow be realized--that they must be granted in their entirety. The existing uncertainty causes considerable worry and he is tensely on his guard against missing any opportunity. Anxious to avoid further setbacks, and loss of standing or prestige. Tries to make sure that he will not be overlooked and badly needs security.
  Your Restrained Characteristics
  
  • Circumstances are forcing him to compromise, to restrain his demands and hopes, and to forgo for the time being some of the things he wants.
    Circumstances force him to compromise and to forgo some pleasures for the time being. Capable of achieving physical satisfaction through sexual activity.
  Your Desired Objective
  
  • Longs for a tender and sympathetic bond and for a situation of idealized harmony. Has an imperative need for tenderness and affection. Susceptible to anything esthetic.
  Your Actual Problem
  
  • Has a fear that he might be prevented from achieving the things he wants. This leads him to employ great personal charm in his dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for him to reach his objectives.
  Your Actual Problem #2
  
  • Disappointment and the fear that there is no point in formulating fresh goals have led to anxiety, and he is distressed by the lack of any close and understanding relationship. He attempts to escape into a substitute world in which things are more nearly as he desires them to be.

The new astrology.

I eliminated the boxes left to right, top row first both times regardless of color. And no, I did not wait on the stupid timer.

I will give it this - on a relative scale the psychobabble is more cleverly written than most.

Your Existing Situation

Exercises initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. Either holds, or wishes to achieve, a position of authority in which control can be exerted over events.

Your Stress Sources

Has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and to stand out from the herd. This desire for preeminence isolates him and inhibits his readiness to give himself freely. While he wants to surrender and let himself go, he regards this as a weakness which must be resisted. This self-restraint, he feels, will lift him above the rank and file and ensure recognition as a unique and distinctive personality.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Insists that his hopes and ideas are realistic, but need reassurance and encouragement. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.
Circumstances are such that he feels forced to compromise for the time being if he is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation.

Your Desired Objective

Seeks affectionate, satisfying and harmonious relationships. Desires an intimate union, in which there is a love, self-sacrifice and mutual trust.

Your Actual Problem

Wants to be valued and respected, and seeks this from a close and peaceful association of mutual esteem.

Glancing over these generic insights, I'd hypothesize that one would get equivalent answers from the Magic 8 Ball - as in, "Answer not clear, try again later".

Very true on a lot of things--scarily so, actually!

• Your Existing Situation
  
  • Readily participates in things affording excitement or stimulation. Wants to feel exhilarated.
  Your Stress Sources
  
  • The existing situation is disagreeable. Has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and to stand out from the rank and file. His control of his sensual instincts restricts his ability to give himself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and allow himself to merge with another. This disturbs him, as such instincts are regarded as weaknesses to be overcome; he feels that only by continued self-restraint can he hope to maintain his attitude of individual superiority. Wants to be loved or admired for himself alone; needs attention, recognition, and the esteem of others.
  Your Restrained Characteristics
  
  • An unadmitted lack of confidence makes him careful to avoid open conflict and he feels he must make the best of things as they are.
    Circumstances are restrictive and hampering, forcing him to forgo all joys and pleasures for the time being.
  Your Desired Objective
  
  • Seeks an affectionate relationship, offering fulfillment and happiness. Capable of powerful emotional enthusiasm. Helpful, and willing to adapt himself if necessary to realize the bond of affection he desires. Needs the same consideration and understanding from others.
  Your Actual Problem
  
  • Wants to be valued and respected, and seeks this from a close and peaceful association of mutual esteem.
  Your Actual Problem #2
  
  • Needs to achieve a stable and peaceful condition, enabling him to free himself of the worry that he may be prevented from achieving all the things he wants.