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Old 03-12-2006   #1 (permalink)
windtalkerways is offline
The Geek Quiz

Webster...oh by the way, when I got
my first computer, only five years ago...
the first site I registered at, I called
myself Webster...they thought I was a
guy, so I changed it after only three
days!

Anyway, on to the quiz...this one looks
funny:

http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php
 
Old 03-12-2006   #2 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

You are 30% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
 
Old 03-12-2006   #3 (permalink)
sexycobra is offline

You are 31% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.


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Funny!
 
Old 03-12-2006   #4 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

does this mean we're twins sexycobra
 
Old 03-12-2006   #5 (permalink)
sexycobra is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by GoneA
does this mean we're twins sexycobra
Could be , except I'm guessing that you and I aren't acting as "geek liaisons" in the same domains. This is good, since it means we won't be competing for the same "geek-to-normal" translation jobs...

Besides, we need some real geeks or normal people to post on this thread soon, otherwise we are just useless liaisons, not geeky enough to be a true geek, but too geeky to be normal
 
Old 03-12-2006   #6 (permalink)
madame_zora is offline

Pooh, would you believe a 58% geek fucked up the posting? haha. This was fun, and now back to playing online cribbage.
 
Old 03-12-2006   #7 (permalink)
Bryan_Lyte2 is offline

You are 17% geekOK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

And I hate the world...sometimes.
 
Old 03-12-2006   #8 (permalink)
jakeatolla is offline

Final Score:
You are 52% geekhttp://images.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_50x75.jpg You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.


I Demand a Re Count !!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooo, I'm really hip! I swear it!!!!
 
Old 03-12-2006   #9 (permalink)
naughty is offline

You are 33% geekhttp://images.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/girl_25x50.jpg You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

 
Old 03-12-2006   #10 (permalink)
sexycobra is offline

OK, I'll be the geek liaison between Bryan_Lyte and jakeatolla (as a fellow Canadian, I suppose we should have at least a few things in common).

Madame_Zora, you know I'm a whiner and you are not supportive enough anyway, so I suggest that you hire naughty or GoneA as your personal liaison instead...
 
Old 03-12-2006   #11 (permalink)
jakeatolla is offline

Gee my own liaison. Does that mean You have to make the Coffee
runs to Tim's ?
 
Old 03-12-2006   #12 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by naughty
You are 33% geekhttp://images.thudfactor.com/images/...girl_25x50.jpg You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Scarily identical to my score in every way.
 
Old 03-12-2006   #13 (permalink)
CUBE is offline

15%..not bad I guess
 
Old 03-13-2006   #14 (permalink)
rawbone8 is offline

if you took the test, doesn't that say it all?
 
Old 03-13-2006   #15 (permalink)
AMikkell is offline

61% geek. I was kind of hoping I'd do better, but I don't spend enough time on the internet.
 

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