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Old 03-12-2006   #1 (permalink)
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John Holmes

A younger John Holmes ...
Maybe not as big as advertised ... but Very Nice ... :-)

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=holmes.wmv&akey=84b4e3d9b241c00133eac3f5f78986f 8&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stileproject.com%2F&vs=a2

Looks like it would feel Very Nice when its Buried In ...

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Old 03-12-2006   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah.... John has a real nice dick....I have his first completely "Gay" movie. Titled...
" The Private Pleasures of John Holmes. It is a very cheesy movie. He plays a Sultan with all his little slave boys. It very funny to watch.
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Old 03-12-2006   #3 (permalink)
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Some vid caps from a very early movie.

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Old 03-12-2006   #4 (permalink)
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Some vid caps from a very early movie.
Johnny Giant was an 8mm loop he made around 1969/70, and goes back to his pre-moustache period, when John "I never did no gay films" Holmes also appeared in the something-for-everyone porn/horror feature Widow Blue, which included gay, straight and bi action.

Johnny Giant is currently included as one of the extras on Something Weird's DVD release of Richard Stockton's gay hustler feature The Meatrack (1968-70) in the US.
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Old 03-12-2006   #5 (permalink)
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When John Holmes died of AIDS on March 13, 1988 there were a lot of us teenage kids who refused to believe that he ever made gay films (or had gay tendencies.) It was akin to saying John Wayne was a sissy. He may have really been closer to 10" than 131/2" but there was no denying he performed with hundreds if not thousands of porn actresses in his career. Thomas' Boogie Nights gave a highly romanticized version of the early life of John Holmes, but I have yet to really see an accurate documentary on him.

For one reason, like his penile measurement, much was publicity created illusion to further his porn legend, as well as further the budding porno industry in the San Fernando Valley. Screw's Al Goldstein himself said that 20% of John Holmes' 12.58" measurement was for publicity. Producer Bob Chin who (I believe) made Holmes' Johnny Wadd character wasn't above exaggerating the number of climaxes John could perform in one take. The porn industry of the 1970's needed John Holmes. A quote from an AVN source: "He put porn on the map. The explosion in mainstream popularity was thanks largely to one John Curtiss Holmes."

Many porn actors would be satified with that. But then why all the additional extraneous baloney about being a UCLA grad, or hiding his difficult early childhood in Ohio? America loves Horatio Alger stories, even if success is earned by ones penis. Perhaps it has to do with the fact, if reports are true, that Holmes' intellect did not match his penis size. He was, by all accounts, a gullible fellow not particulary astute with money or contracts, and taken to snorting most of his earnings up his nose in latter years. Those money woes were what led to his involvement in the Eddie Nash/ Laural Canyon murders and his bout in prision.

In the end, what I oddly remember most after his death was a short pseudo-documentary compilation of Johnny Wadd films with Holmes' screwing a dozen unattractive "monster muffed" actresses from the seventies. A guy from the Golden Throat Broadcaster School supplied the voice-over.

"But whatever role he assumed, he was always on the side of law and 'gewd.'"

Not a bad way to be remembered.
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Old 03-12-2006   #6 (permalink)
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He was a pretty good actor in those movies.
It kind of surprised me.
Holmes was in the first porn i ever saw and it probably
wasnt the best dick for a teenager to compare to. lol.
well...this teenager.
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Old 03-12-2006   #7 (permalink)
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He was a pretty good actor in those movies.
It kind of surprised me.
Holmes was in the first porn i ever saw and it probably
wasnt the best dick for a teenager to compare to. lol.
well...this teenager.
You're funny! If Johnny had had your sexy face, everything would have been higher up on the pedestal!
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Old 03-12-2006   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alex8
Johnny Giant was an 8mm loop he made around 1969/70, and goes back to his pre-moustache period, when John "I never did no gay films" Holmes also appeared in the something-for-everyone porn/horror feature Widow Blue, which included gay, straight and bi action.

Johnny Giant is currently included as one of the extras on Something Weird's DVD release of Richard Stockton's gay hustler feature The Meatrack (1968-70) in the US.
John Holmes never did gay porn just like Peter North (aka Matt Ramsey) never bottomed. Those were all stand-ins dammit. STAND-INS!!! *LOL*
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Old 03-13-2006   #9 (permalink)
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Thomas' Boogie Nights gave a highly romanticized version of the early life of John Holmes, but I have yet to really see an accurate documentary on him.
There was also "Wonderland" with Val Kilmer and Lisa Kudrow, but http://www.rottentomatoes.com gives it only a rating of 34%. ("Boogie Nights" is rated at 95%.)
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Boogie Nights gave a highly romanticized version of the early life of John Holmes, but I have yet to really see an accurate documentary on him.
You might want to check out David Wald's interview-based documentary John Holmes: the Man, the Myth, the Legend (2004) --- some of the interviews in it seem more than a little staged/rehearsed, but generally, it offers a far less glossy, romanticized or factually inaccurate version of events than presented elsewhere:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0436452/

Be aware that there are both R-rated and unrated versions of the DVD - obviously, the latter contains the real substance!!

There's a two-and-a-half-minute long promo/trailer available as a .wmv file at:
http://www.redluci.com/images/trailer.wmv
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alex8
You might want to check out David Wald's interview-based documentary John Holmes: the Man, the Myth, the Legend (2004) --- some of the interviews in it seem more than a little staged/rehearsed, but generally, it offers a far less glossy, romanticized or factually inaccurate version of events than presented elsewhere:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0436452/

Be aware that there are both R-rated and unrated versions of the DVD - obviously, the latter contains the real substance!!

There's a two-and-a-half-minute long promo/trailer available as a .wmv file at:
http://www.redluci.com/images/trailer.wmv
Thank you alex8! I will obtain that film. As a guy who grew up in Southern California and who has always been somewhat fascinated with the porn industry, the life and times of John C. Holmes are irretrievably intertwined with the San Fernando Valley based adult film business. Looking at that trailer I couldn't help but smile at the 60 minutes-like format with Charlie Sheen's ex-girlfriend Ginger Lynn Allan looking like she just took a shopping trip to Nordstrom's and Bill Margold, and old performer who has shifted his role to "adult archivest and historian" in his chubby, Hawaiian shirt wearing middle age.

I feel guilty that you, a German, were able to find out this information more easily than I. On the other hand, Europeans are so much less Puritanical about porn, nudity and sexual morality. On my last trip through (FRA) Frankfurt I went over to the porn shop located right in the terminal. And almost bought some, but ended up going on LH450 without a purchase. Try to imagine a porno shop at LAX or ORD!!!
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Old 03-13-2006   #12 (permalink)
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I had the same kind of late teen experience at txquis, and John Holmes made a considerable impression on me at that time too...I'd never seen a cock that massive, it seemed unbelievable huge.

When I look at pics of him now I'm struck at how 'ordinary' his cock looks compared with my early memories of him, sure it's big, but compared to more recent porn guys like Mandingo I think JH now looks pretty mundane.

cheers

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Old 03-20-2006   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2006   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by MYDEEPTHROAT
A younger John Holmes ...
Maybe not as big as advertised ... but Very Nice ... :-)

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=holmes....t.com%2F&vs=a2
I find it hard to believe this did win "Picture of the Year." The acting, the music, the dialog...makes Crash look like a high school play...
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Old 03-22-2006   #15 (permalink)
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Have always liked watching a horse-hung guy enjoy his cock...it's corny, but there's a lot of cock.
Not unlike Rocco Siffredi, where you can see all of the studs huge hard cock in action, heavy erect when he walks around.....!!!
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