| The Inheritance
When he found out his sickly father
would soon be dying, Charles realized
he'd shortly be inheriting a fortune.
He wanted to find a good woman
with whom he could enjoy a new life.
So one evening he went to a singles
bar where he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath
away.
"I may look like just an ordinary
man," he said, as he walked up to
her "but in just a week or two,
my father will die and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles
that evening, and three days
later...
she became his stepmother. | 
goddamn anna nicole smith wannabe
