thingsteal: I know a lot of you "hate" Bush, but I don't see any love for Kerry or Nader in these posts.

I'm a registered independent, but I don't like John Kerry at all. I know some Republican types who started calling him a "gigolo" so I Googled around and damn if they're not right!

Kerry married his first wife in the 1970s. She had a whole bunch of money. They had some kids. She said if he got into national politics she would leave him. He ran for Senator and I think within a couple of years (early 80s) they were divorced. She had some mental problems at the time. So Kerry goes and dates a bunch of Hollywood celebrity types. He filed a financial disclosure in the early 90s where he stated assets between negative something and positive notverymuch. The dude was reduced to driving an old Dodge 600 ragtop and a VW Jetta in the early 90s. Then he met the Widow Heinz and they courted, he signed the pre-nup, and they got married. She won't release her taxes, but she "gave" him half interest in some million dollar painting and supposedly half interest in one of her zillion dollars homes in Boston which he was able to get a loan from to keep his campaign going early in the primaries. She's got a Gulfstream V jet that he tools around him and he rides a $8000 bicycle.

Plus there's this whole Vietnam thing, that book "The New Soldier" he's trying to keep suppressed, all those medals he won for scratches and knocking a fellow soldier out of his boat then going around and picking him back up.

His Senate career isn't that spectacular. Basically Ted Kennedy's understudy. Doesn't introduce legislation. He hasn't shown up for work in months but still collects his paycheck. He voted for the $87 zillion for troops before he voted against it. He could have stopped the ending of the extension of unemployment benefits with his vote, but didn't show up to cast it, then went out in the media and said how he would have cast it. What the fuck is that all about? That shit drives me crazy. That asshole should show up for work and cast his vote if he really believes in it.

There's a lot I don't like about Bush, but a few things I do like like some of the tax things for college students, eliminating the marriage penalty, stuff like that. I like some things about Nader and a few things I don't like. Nader doesn't really have a chance anyway. The Greens, the Libertarians, who gives a shit? No chance.

So I'm looking at the Democrats and about the only guys I can stand are maybe Lieberman or Edwards. Who do they nominate? That fucker Kerry. He seems like a condescending asshole. His wife is a real piece of work. I kind of like her. Foul mouth. Rich as fuck. Face-lifted and botoxed. But that John Kerry, he seems like such a girlyman, you know, he's all hen-pecked because of his wife's money. And he talks on both sides of every issue. I know Clinton pulled that stuff all the time, but Clinton was The Man as far as having charisma was concerned. Clinton wasn't hen-pecked because he didn't clearly didn't fuck his wife anymore, he just got it on the side. He should have just divorced that frosty bitch wife of his and gotten some rich poontang and retired.

Clinton was actually more of a Republican than he was a Democrat, except when it came to getting laid. Look at all the shit he signed when he was President, mostly stuff the Republicans in Congress sent to him. Clinton would sign just about anything, mostly because he would fuck just about anything. Look at all those bitches he groped and fucked and got blowjobs from. Couldn't he do any better than trailer park ho's? Maybe he had a small penis.

But John Kerry, you can see his rich wife whipping his naked ass and him just taking it. I don't think I want that kind of guy as President. Who else have I got to pick from? Nader, who's probably been intimate with his right hand for the past 60 years. Or Bush, who goes to bed at 9pm every night (hopefully to fuck the hell out of Laura, although I doubt it).

Maybe I just won't vote. Who gives a shit?