Ever Lost A Size Contest?

WOW! Cool game! Capitalist Americans just throw money at the bride for her garter...YOU AUSTRALIANS ROCK!!!

And this is what I couldn't leave.

Runs and grabs Zora, picks her up and Give her a HUGE HUG~!!

Baby, I'm SO Glad you're here!

I've never been in a size contest. If LPSG has one, I'll do the measuring.

What a wedding. Are all weddings like that in Australia? If so, I'm moving there ASAP!

I went to a boy's only school. The showers were the place to show off and you always knew that the info would be passed to the girl's school up the road. Then the phone would ring!

*squirts baby oil and throws Lex down on the rubber mat*

Good to see you too.

Oh joyous evening. I can rest easy knowing you're back.

I've never participated in an actual contest, but I got over being shy at the urinal...

When I was in college we used to have crazy contests at our parties. For example, one was $20 for the first blonde bush. Another time we offered free pizza coupons for anyone who brought two people I didn't know.

Anyway, one time we put up a $20 door prize for the "shortest penis." Late in the evening a guy came and asked who had won. When we told him that (unsurprisingly) no one had entered, he pulled down his jeans, showed us what was actually a pretty good sized flaccid cock and said "I guess I win then. Where's the money. I'm hungry." We paid him off and got a good laugh out of it.

I, of course, could come in first place in a shortest penis contest. Now, if we are talking about big balls, I could be the winner in most contests.....

I've never been in a size comparison contest but I have been challenged to show. And I responded.

Unofficially, at around 10 and a half I was suppossed to have been the 3rd largest guy in my Frat my Senior year. I say unofficially because I never saw the other two guys hard. But it certainly seems possible from what I remember (from seeing at least one of them in the shower limp.) We had lots of crazy contests for sure but never one involving that issue exactly. But I know some of the Sororites on campus had contests where girls would try and get a photograph or even some video of the largest guy they could find, kind of a big meat scavenger hunt. One sorority I know ranked the frat houses on campus by the relative number of well hung guys in it. Don't want to speculate on how that was accomplished. I remember hearing that our house was 2nd (Like my junior year I think) out of about 27 houses on campus. Don't remember hearing anything Senior year though.

You know, the other reason I don't do this is that I don't usually pull my cock out unless I am going to use it. Piss. Lick. Suck. Fuck. Not particularly in that order.