Where?

Under tons of bulldozed sand?

Hiding in the neighboring Syria?

Boxed up in Abdul's Self Storage #3?

Or perhaps behind false walls in palaces, under a simple homemaker's dirt floor or even within the walls of mosques all over the country.

Regardless, it's only been a few weeks since the country was invaded for goodness sake!

Just be patient, friends. The big bad wolf is gone. We'll find the objects of his nightmarish schemes sooner or later.

Pecker