Finedessert: Press Release:

In an effort to reduce valuable time lost by employees making repeated trips to the restroom, Wal*Mart has introduced their new office chair which will be placed in every office at the Home Office in Bentonville, Arkansas. These new chairs are expected to save the company over $2.5 million dollars per year in lost time. Georgia-Pacific's Paper Division has donated 500 cases of Northern Quilted Toilet Paper to get the ball rolling. Wal*Mart's C.E.O. is quoted as follows on this money saving effort: "No job is done until the paperwork is complete." Martha Stewart, formerly of K-Mart, will be supplying knitted toilet paper roll covers in 5 decorator colors in exchange for Wal*Mart Legal Dept. counsel. Stewart says, "Well, I have to have something to do between indictments...!"

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