First Time Masturbation

The avatar is from the movie 'Office Space'. The person in the clip is actually venting his frustration on the office fax machine which constantly causes him problems. Maybe when we're relaxing at your place in Tahoe we can watch it...

I think I was 11 or 12, in the bathroom, and being a very sensible young lad I aimed and shot down the toilet.

Only trouble was my legs turned to jelly as soon as I shot and I couldn't walk properly for about half an hour. Mind-blowing experience.

The first time I came, strangely enough, was not the first time I masturbated.

The first time I came was when I started my secondary school aged 11. Big grown-up gym with tons of new equipment, including climbing ropes. By the age of 11 I'd climbed hundreds of ropes but not like the ones you find in a gym; thick enough to grip between your feet and thighs. I jumped up and grabbed it and worked my way up it. With each grip/push stroke I started to get this incredible feeling in my groin which got stronger and stronger with each stroke, until just before I got to the top this fabulous feeling overwhelmed me and it was all I could do not to let go and fall. (great! - schoolboy dies in gym accident: suspicious stain found on his shorts!) Given that I can imagine the rictus expression on my face, I'm suprised the gym master didn't notice. The same thing happened the following week, and the week after, and then - horror - nothing! I was bitterly disappointed. It took me another week to work out that I could generate that fabulous feeling all by myself - and without the aid of a rope! Seldom missed more than a couple of days since then.
The cum turned up a couple of months later. One odd thing, though, about a month after that, my best friend and I were having a mutual jackoff session and I trying to see who could cum first (him, as usual) and after I'd finished I noticed I'd shot blood rather than cum. I was frightened, of course, but more embarrassed really and quickly covered up and went home (aren't kids dumb, eh ?). I worried about it the rest of the day, then went to bed and tried again and had yet another mind-blowing orgasm and - great relief - a nice blob of ordinary cum. phew!

I first discovered masturbating when I was eleven; I'd just noticed that rubbing my penis when it got hard felt pretty good/"tingly", and somehow I reasoned that since I was taking my penis out I should do it in the bathroom (good thing, too). I don't think any of my later masturbation sessions ever felt as good as my first few. I came and ejaculated onto the toilet seat, which I had to cleanup of course. After that I sometimes did it in bed and had to make a careful trip to the bathroom to wipe off :p

I was 14 the first time i jerked off. I had discoverd porn a few months before this, back when you could still watch it on regular cable. After learning about it in health, i decided to give it a go. I went st8 to my room after class and turn on the porno. I stood with my back against the door cause my twin sister was home too. i jerkef off for what seed like for ever, then finally i came. It was the most intense felling i ever had. there was soo much cum too . Ive only come close to that a few times since then. I rember not saying any thing even though i wanted to scream for the heavens. to this day i still dont say anything when i cum..
ahhhhhh memories

We had this awesome big, soft, smooth, tan leather sofa....and I used to hump it in my PJs. I think I was 11 or 12...I still remember the smell. MMmmm

Think I was about 13...in the shower and I was hard as a rock. kept stroking it because it felt good and eventually i shot out a few wads of really yellow cum. Thought something was wrong but I liked it and eventally the cum turned white...the rest is history

I was 14. I hadn't ever watched a porno, and had never put two and two together. I knew men and women rubbed up against each other, that naked women excited the hell out of me. I knew that semen had sperm, and men produced semen. For a straight-A student, I hadn't figured out how to get the semen out. I had wet dreams occasionally. They were very embarassing. My parents would wake me up for school, and my father would notice if not the raging hard on, the wet spots. He would never say anything about it though. We pretended there was nothing there but the sheets magically got changed before I got home. I never noticed this at the time.

One day, in assembly, this totally perverted kid rolled up a notebook, put it on his crotch and pretended to jerk off. I had been trying to figure out what the "rubbing of genitals" meant in the dictionary's definition of the word "masturbation". I wanted to masturbate. I thought it meant the rubbing of the testicles. Anyway, a dim lightbulb must have switched on. A few days later, I found myself alone in the house. A hard on presented itself. I went into the bathroom, and sat down on the throne. I rubbed my erect-to-bursting cock. It felt so so good. All of a sudden, as I nearly lost my sight, I found a strange, malodorous substance spewing from my bucking, throbbing penis. I was taken aback. I was so confused. Was this suposed to happen? A few days later, I tried it again. A few days after that, I smuggled a porno into the home, and watched it. I nearly got caught. I now knew the secret of reproduction. And more importantly, of masturbation. Let's just say eight times a day was not uncommon. At times, I would have a hard on 10 minutes after shooting. The second time was almost as sweet as the first, but those first few were by far the best feeling orgasms of my life. I don't think that first cum will ever be bettered. Or should I say beaten?

I was taught about masturbation...I had heard the terms, but was never really sure what it was until one day I was over at my friend's house after school. I was 13 and we were messing around and he was like, "i wanna show you something" and took me to his dad's room where, in his closet was hidden a load of porno mags and videos. We grabbed some and went back to his room. We looked at a couple of mags and my friend was getting hard and he asked, "you know what you're supposed to do when that happens, right?" I had no clue, so he decided to show me and instruct me. I never had felt such a good feeling in my life...

As soon as it was over, I rushed home to do it again and again and again...

I was 11, almost 12, and I was having a bath. Previously, I had played with my hardon but never long enough to have orgasmic feelings. On this occasion I had decided to continue until something happened. I was stroking my balls and then fingering my anus. As my arousal increased, I felt a desire to have something up my bum. I pushed my toothbrush handle up my bum and almost immediately, as it pressed against my prostate, shot my first load. My cum was only a few bubbles of clear fluid but the orgasm was intense enough to give me a headache across my brow. I did it again immediately!!

My first time masturbating and my first time cumming were two different occurances. I masturbated like a fiend when I was a kid (still do). Tried it every which way, rubbing against anything in the house, car--you name it. I had orgasms, and loved it, but didn't ejaculate.

The first time I actually ejaculated was while "playing" with my cousin. I don't remember my age at the time. We jacked/sucked each other for years in various places at grandma's house, while in a tent on vacation, in our motorhome. We did it so much I can't believe we never got caught!

! was 9, I was playing my gameboy... won a difficult level and grbabed my crotch cause i had seen people do that on tv. Rubbed it the right way i guess cause bam... instant sexual rush...

You might want to check out www.solotouch.com. They have about a million stories along those lines.

I was in the bathtub playing with myself and was enjoying the feeling of rubbing it back and forth. It then began to get itchy feeling, but I wanted to keep rubbing it more. I liked the feeling of the hood going back and forth over my head (uncut of course) and suddenly I automatically thrusted and white stuff oozed out.
I took a bath every night for a month!

At 10 years old I remember sneaking downstairs to grab my father's stash of Playboys and EasyRiders as I so often did and began wild wacking. Then bam.. white discharge and I celebrated. Everytime after that I remembered to bring a tissue with me... those were the days. Now it seems like a roll of Bounty is in order for cleaning purposes, yikes!