Because I Am A Man & International Rules Of Manhood

2a: i always do!

Seriously,"boys don't cry" thing is kinda stupid....

7: do it in Italy and you'll have no friends in a year (men give less importance to anniversaries here too, but it is no kind to forget them at all).

I'd add:

22. Never touch another man:
a. Shoulders
b. Face
c. Bum
d. Abs
e. Privates

Point of clarification, is it acceptable for guys in separate stalls in the men's room to discuss work related issues when both are taking a dump on company time ?

Nope. If his fly is down that is my opportunity to say
"Do you have a licence to sell hotdogs?"

Then after I am given a puzzled look I can say to that chap "Your zipper's open".

This also can be said if their zipper is not open. Then I can say "Made you look". I'm so mischevious.


But I have my reasons. I serve as an impartial observer who has the duty of making sure that the judges treat the Chinese team fairly in their scoring.
Or I am really there to prepare the annual Bulge Report.
I think those are two legitimate reasons. Don't you?

I found the whole thing humerous. Not only is it funny but many of them are infact unspoken rules many men just go by . Maybe that's why I find it funny?

Wrong - only if it was delivering to your bar - if it had already dropped off at your bar and was on the way to the woossies' bar up the road, you can laugh.

Also - never admit to a manicure, pedicure, facial or paying more than $10.00 for a haircut.

The answers to the questions "Do I look good in this?" and "does my bum look big in this?" are yes and no respectively. Unless you are not interested in having a fuck later.

What does a man do if he can't get the lid off a jar?

Uses butter?

He turns it over, pounds it twice on the floor (thus loosening the lid) perhaps uttering manly grunts at the same time, and then rights it and twists the top off with ease. But only as a last resort.

If the lid still does not come off, it is because the food inside has gone bad and needs to be discarded immediately.

That's easy, he breaks the jar !

Usually a woman has already been struggling with it and has done most of the work re: getting the lid loose. Then I take over and presto! The lid opens.

Other than that I can heat the top of the jar gently over a flame, try to pry the lid off a bit with a butterknife, get a good grip on the lid with a linen towel and twist.
BTW I haven't had to break a jar yet t-99.

Why not just use a rubber jar opener gripping pad ? Over here, the world is not flat where I come from.

You poor soul. It's ashame you didn't think of that before you broke the jar.

Ah, but dreamer ... that depends on whether he wants to be a smart man, or a reeeeeeeaaal man.
And all these rules are for the latter.

Break only in case of emergency.