Because I Am A Man & International Rules Of Manhood

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 02-14-2006

Rule #2, section c; If you already hate the fucker and are due to take leave of him, immaterial.

Fredneck1951 · 02-14-2006

Ah yes, eternal verities. I would make a few modifications, to wit:

8. It's the driver's bladder that determines pit stops.
22. No talking in a public bathroom except maybe at the sinks or in line, and no using adjacent urinals unless there are no others available.

Also, this is culturally bounded of course, it's ok to get misty, NOT CRY, but get misty while watching "Pride of the Yankees" or "Brian's Song".

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 02-14-2006

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Originally Posted by IanTheTall

I think one can cry if half the bottles break, get misty eyed over a stalled beer truck.

I'll trump you on that; Get teary-eyed and a runny nose if the truck should land on your yard with only a small percentage of the bottle busted and not shaken up.

delivery boy · 02-14-2006

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Originally Posted by Fredneck1951

Ah yes, eternal verities. I would make a few modifications, to wit:

8. It's the driver's bladder that determines pit stops.
22. No talking in a public bathroom except maybe at the sinks or in line, and no using adjacent urinals unless there are no others available.

Also, this is culturally bounded of course, it's ok to get misty, NOT CRY, but get misty while watching "Pride of the Yankees" or "Brian's Song".

I agree. Speaking as a big Bears fan, "Brian's Song" is an acceptiable time to get a little misty.

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · 02-14-2006

Re: #11:

Must be provisional on the fact that you are not encumbered by your GF, and that you won this trip otherwise it's all a dream.

HickBoy · 02-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by windtalkerways

Humour in a man is sexy...

A little song,
a little dance,
a little seltzer
down your pants...

TA-DAAAAA!!!

windtalkerways · 02-17-2006

Yes HickBoy...you did it...

You hit my H-spot (humour)
it was so good!

Sorcerer · 02-17-2006

*When assembling something, the instructions are only used as a last resort
*Toilets should never, EVER have fuzzy things on the lid or rugs at the base.

Gisella · 08-03-2006

Well for me rule 14 is to be disregard and about rule 27 if giving Playstation add a fat gift certificate from nice shoe store too...

Fireballs · 08-05-2006

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Originally Posted by headbang8

But not in a woman, it seems. I heard on NPR the other day that somebody did a survey on what the genders found attractive in each other. Top of the list of qualities women look for in men is sense of humour. It ranked somewhere near the bottom for men seeking females.

Ms. Garofalo:
Funny, witty, sexy, hot.
Hell yes, I'd do her!

mtguy1972 · 08-05-2006

ok, part of me can laugh about it, but then part of me gets angry...we get so many "rules" about what we can/can't do, it takes away our humanity...

the title should be "rules for homophobic men who are insecure about their manhood and won't have healthy relationships"

hypolimnas · 08-05-2006

...we get so many "rules" about what we can/can't do, it takes away our humanity...

Dude relax, this thread is a refreshing literary masterpiece.

I like to take men as I find them. It might not be the way you want to live, but there is nothing inherently homophobic here. Btw, behaviour is no certain indication of what individual people do, or do not, find erotic.

If homophobia has taken away your humanity, then I'd like to respectfully suggest that it might be time for you to claim your right to your individual life, and take responsibility for your own personal happiness, and well being. No rant on LSPG can help you with that.

Before you think of attacking me personally, you might like to read some of my other posts first. If you choose to take issue with what I have said here, please feel free to pm me rather than hijack a valuable thread. Thanks.

IanTheTall · 08-05-2006

I thought this thread was a about humor and irony.

Ed69 · 08-05-2006

Thanks Mark I neede a laugh today LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

dolf250 · 08-07-2006

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Originally Posted by mtguy1972

ok, part of me can laugh about it, but then part of me gets angry...we get so many "rules" about what we can/can't do, it takes away our humanity...

the title should be "rules for homophobic men who are insecure about their manhood and won't have healthy relationships"

Aside from the rules on the washroom and weight room I can't imagine why you would find them homophobic. I find it a refreshing post that gave me quite a chuckle. Even if I don't agree with all of them, I know many people who would. (Come to think of it according to #14 I need to start questioning my manhood.)