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Everything that we can see in him is big, but do you think he's also big down there?

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Old 01-27-2006   #1 (permalink)
bearlover is offline
Question Steve Ballmer

Everything that we can see in him is big, but do you think he's also big down there?
 
Old 01-27-2006   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by bearlover
Everything that we can see in him is big, but do you think he's also big down there?
Who is he?
 
Old 01-27-2006   #3 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

Imagine that he's your next door neighbor and your dog has pooped on his lawn:
http://www.gofish.com/cnvVideoPlayer...id=-1902879330
 
Old 01-27-2006   #4 (permalink)
Dominik20 is offline

strange vid and ugly guy.....is he rich?
 
Old 01-27-2006   #5 (permalink)
spl98006 is offline

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Originally Posted by bearlover
Everything that we can see in him is big, but do you think he's also big down there?
Stevie B works out at a high-end health club in my town. He usually shows up at like 5am. According to guys I know who have seen him in the locker room, the sight of him naked is NOT the most enjoyable way to start your day.

Oh yeah... from what I've heard, it's nothing exceptional but nothing to be ashamed of, either. Of course, these guys aren't exactly dick experts the way members of LPSG would be, so who knows?
 
Old 01-28-2006   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Pecker
Imagine that he's your next door neighbor and your dog has pooped on his lawn:
http://www.gofish.com/cnvVideoPlayer...id=-1902879330
That is a very funny parody of Steve Jobs.
 
Old 01-28-2006   #7 (permalink)
Akono is offline

i swear!!!

i just saw a bald monkey :|

well... he's no Steve Jobs... but who is? Other than Steve Jobs :D
 
Old 01-29-2006   #8 (permalink)
headbang8 is offline

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Originally Posted by Pecker
Imagine that he's your next door neighbor and your dog has pooped on his lawn:
http://www.gofish.com/cnvVideoPlayer...id=-1902879330
In my job, I need to sit through this kind of bullshit all the time. It drives me crazy.

Who is he? CEO of Microsoft and Bill Gates' right hand man. They met at Harvard, though unlike Gates, Ballmer graduated.

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Originally Posted by Microsoft.com
Ballmer joined Microsoft in 1980 and was the first business manager hired by Bill Gates. Since then, Ballmer’s leadership and passion have become hallmarks of his tenure at the company...

Variously described as ebullient, focused, funny, passionate, sincere, hard-charging and dynamic, Ballmer has infused Microsoft with his own brand of energetic leadership, vision and spirit over the years.
"Passionate leadership"? "Ebullience"? ""Dynamism"? "Sincerity"? I call it childishness. Childishness so blatant that it it stops a company seeing itself as a schoolyard bully; how about taking anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws seriously? Childishness so entrenched that a company can't take its responsibility to deliver people the product they pay for; how about fixing Windows so I don't get the BSOD?

Microsoft isn't alone in this. American business is run by infants. My money is on Google.
 
Old 01-29-2006   #9 (permalink)
Hung Muscle is offline
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So, you have a mac, Headbang?
 
Old 01-29-2006   #10 (permalink)
Bariton is offline

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Originally Posted by headbang8
"Passionate leadership"? "Ebullience"? ""Dynamism"? "Sincerity"? I call it childishness. Childishness so blatant that it it stops a company seeing itself as a schoolyard bully; how about taking anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws seriously? Childishness so entrenched that a company can't take its responsibility to deliver people the product they pay for; how about fixing Windows so I don't get the BSOD?
They seem to be busy developing Windows:

developers.mpg
 
Old 01-29-2006   #11 (permalink)
headbang8 is offline

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Originally Posted by Bariton
They seem to be busy developing Windows:

developers.mpg
Bariton, you've made my day!
 
Old 02-14-2006   #12 (permalink)
bearlover is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by spl98006
According to guys I know who have seen him in the locker room, the sight of him naked is NOT the most enjoyable way to start your day.
Probably depends on the person. I like what I see so far when he's not naked.
 
Old 02-15-2006   #13 (permalink)
IanTheTall is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Akono
i just saw a bald monkey :|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bariton
Oh, one more thing...

all I saw was a wet monkey that just doesn't get it.
 
Old 02-15-2006   #14 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Akono
i swear!!!

i just saw a bald monkey :|

well... he's no Steve Jobs... but who is? Other than Steve Jobs :D

why the hell don't you post more????
 
Old 02-15-2006   #15 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

he's microsoft's new CEO and worth $14 billion ... clearly he has a big dick....
 

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