Random thoughts

Hahaha, thou hast never finished with me on anything else, headbang... anon, anon! Wherefore dost thou tarry?

I gotta sneeze.

just farted

Here's a little mathematical formula:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!T and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

Fucking jobs are available in porn movies or the prostitution business.

I love flying Lufthansa!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I love that show.

I had a thought but it disappeared while I was keying this.

Why?

OMG! Did you hear about what happened at work today? I couldn't believe it! It was amazing! Oh - you don't know him?

Never mind...

See? I told you not to put the toilet paper on backwards!

Ohhh I just thought.....

Puedo matar un murciélago con una cuchara del huevo.

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