The Circle of Life

From a gay friend of mine:

Straight guy + 6 beers = gay guy

Gay guy + 6 beers = straight woman

Straight woman + 6 beers = lesbian

Lesbian + 6 beers = straight man

Advanced math? heh ...

Straight guy + 6 beers =one happy guy

Straight guy + 6 beers =a fist fight

Straight woman + 6 beers =Straight guy + 6 beers = one night stand

Lesbian + 6 beers = Straight guy + 6 beers= one night stand

i think your friend got a F in advanced math

I just think you haven't been around enough drunk gay guys :-p

drunk girls are so much more fun tho

Only if you're a straight guy or a gay girl.

No, drunk girls are fun, but sadly missing my favorite play toy.