Heterosexual Questionnaire

Originally Posted by Pappy

Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may outgrow?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same gender?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same gender, how do you know you would not prefer that?
6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a majority of mental health patients heterosexual?
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality?
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation?
9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and service providers?
10. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite gender, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man understand what sexually pleases a woman and vice versa?
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12. Marriage receives a great deal of societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to increase. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
14. A majority of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?
15. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own gender? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
16. Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

Originally Posted by Pappy

Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What caused your heterosexuality? Not sure.
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? I had heterosexual urges from about age 12, but was only certain about a year ago.
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may outgrow? Anything is possible, but it seems unlikely.
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same gender? No.
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same gender, how do you know you would not prefer that? I have, and I don't.
6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a majority of mental health patients heterosexual? Umm, I dunno, because a majority of the population is heterosexual?
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? Most assume it. There are about a dozen women who have better evidence, though.
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation? I don't. I always wanted to be bi. Bi people seem really cool, they dress well, and have twice as many potential partners. What's not to like?
9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and service providers? No - children should be taught by robots.
10. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite gender, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man understand what sexually pleases a woman and vice versa? For the same reason that crossword puzzles, Rubik's cube, and now Sudoku were/are so popular.
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? It feels nice.
12. Marriage receives a great deal of societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to increase. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? See #10. I threw away my Rubik's cube.
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you? Luckily, we have disease, war, and hunger to offset all us heteros.
14. A majority of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position? God knows - most days it feels like I'm stealing from my employer.
15. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own gender? Is that what makes them heterosexual? I only hate and distrust them when I've been talking for half an hour to the hottest woman at the party, but have to leave her to take a pee break.
16. Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet? I'm half British, so I avoid PDAs and insist on doing it with the lights out. Does that help?

Originally Posted by Pappy

Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What caused your heterosexuality?nature
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? 10 when i started to like girls more
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may outgrow? when pigs fly
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same gender? nope
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same gender, how do you know you would not prefer that?no i have not, it just doesnt feel sexy to me
6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a majority of mental health patients heterosexual?because 95+% of the human population is hetero
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? anyone who asks
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation?seduce??? everyone suduces someone else
9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and service providers?sometimes your a nut sometimes your not
10. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite gender, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man understand what sexually pleases a woman and vice versa? practice makes perfect
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?sex rules motherfucker
12. Marriage receives a great deal of societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to increase. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?im sure the same would be true among homosexuals if they could marry, but then again why the fuck would you want to get married?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?you mean the same menace of overpopulation that has been talked about for the past 2000 years, in 2000 if every adult got 5 square meters and kids 3 square meters then the whole world population could live in th city of jacksonville florida
14. A majority of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position?the same would be true if everyone was homosexual
15. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own gender? Is that what makes them heterosexual? do homosexuals hate members of the opposite gender? if your an asshole then i will hate you, if your a chill person then i have no problem with you
16. Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?NO

Originally Posted by GoneA

Originally Posted by Pappy

1. What caused your heterosexuality? The overwhelming urge my penis has to be inside a vagina
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? Birth
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may outgrow? Negatronic
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same gender? Nope
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same gender, how do you know you would not prefer that? The same reason I don't jump off a cliff
6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a majority of mental health patients heterosexual? I'm normal so why should I care about others?
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? Everyone - I have a t-shirt and bumer sticker that say so which makes it a fact
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation? If we convert you, then we don't have to worry about voting on gay marriage initiatives. Resistance is futile...
9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and service providers? What's the correlation between child molesters and teachers? This is like comparing apples and oranges.
10. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite gender, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man understand what sexually pleases a woman and vice versa? Why should the man care?
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? Once you go vagina, you don't go back...
12. Marriage receives a great deal of societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to increase. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? Because as more homosexual people appear, we heterosexuals have to 'share the love' and insure the population continues.
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you? As long as we have disease, war, hunger to decrease the surplus population, everything will work itself out.
14. A majority of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position? Who says they aren't?
15. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own gender? Is that what makes them heterosexual? Yes - that's why men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
16. Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet? I'm not the one having parades all the time...

Originally Posted by alex8

Surely bisexuals have the pleasure of being able to fill out two different questionnaires?

Originally Posted by Matthew

It's beyond hysterical that people are actually answering this

Originally Posted by Matthew

It's beyond hysterical that people are actually answering this

Originally Posted by Pappy

Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What caused your heterosexuality? Decided one day
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual? 13 and I liked tits more than dick
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may outgrow? Possibly
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same gender? Anything is possible
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same gender, how do you know you would not prefer that? N/A I have, it didn't take.
6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a majority of mental health patients heterosexual? Majority of the population is hetero
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality?
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their sexual orientation? I wasn't aware they do
9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and service providers? I'm not ware of pedophiles sexuality
10. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience of deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite gender, when the obvious physical, biological and temperamental differences are so vast? How can a man understand what sexually pleases a woman and vice versa? It takes a little experience, it isn't easy sometimes
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? Horny?
12. Marriage receives a great deal of societal support, yet the divorce rate continues to increase. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? Horniness?
13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you? War global warming rolls back the total from time to time. Eventually bio-terrorism will be gene specific and people with certain traits will be eliminated.
14. A majority of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual for a responsible position? I think because there are so many of them. If heteros make up 95% of the population, I doubt that the homo population could provide for them all.
15. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own gender? Is that what makes them heterosexual? Trust is earned. We decided in our teen years whether to be hetero or not.
16. Why do you insist on making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? I don't

Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?

Originally Posted by Matthew

It's beyond hysterical that people are actually answering this