POLL- Where do you masturbate most often?

I usually enjoy JO at the bathroom sink, The mirror is there so I can see myself, and my balls are resting on the cold porcelain - what a feeling. I can come right in the sink and wash it down. Or in bed. I like to use Abolene -make up remover. better than lube for JO.

Spladle, I think I might have you beat ... seven times today! I really need to get back to school so I have something else to do!

Oh, and most of them are in front of my PC, looking at "information" online.

I was gonna say something but I am so damn distracted by your avatar that I am speechless. Where did you find that. I'm pissing myself.

Don't start nothin', ain't gonna be nothin'.

Jesus gave it to him as a present in return for a sexual favor.

I was going to make a joke about taking the body and fluid of Christ, but it seemed to sacriligeous, even for me. ::looks up and hopes lightning doesn't strike::

Don't worry, I did it for you.

I have other things you can do for me, if you're so willing! :-D

Yeah, I'm bad. I know it. I've learned to live with it.

I'd still be watching out for that lightning if I were you.

Remind me not to brush my teeth if I ever come over to your house.

Remind me to lick the sink...

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*drunk post*

Those are the best kind, I have found.

That was one Hell of a favor I'm thinking!

Poor Penguins; they can't jerk of because they've got no hands, so they are forced to smack each other around like that.

Perhaps they jerk off too much! ... this guy was just telling his buddy "put some cold water on it for a bit"

Yes, it's true, amhersthungboi was the first person ever to deepthroat Jesus.