POLL- Where do you masturbate most often?

Oh, I love you "walking boner" guys!

I, for one, am offended at being objectified in this fashion.

You would be classified as a 'rabbit' - off to a quick start. I prefer the 'tortoise' approach and pace myself throughout the day.

Really? I always just considered myself talented.

We are gods among men...

You don't know the power of the dark side . . .

My real name is Darth CockStroka...

Man, you must've taken a lotta shit for that when you were a kid, huh?

Much like Senator Palpatine, I was able to keep my identity a secret until the proper unveiling time.

Congratulations on that, then.

I am older than you guys, and I masturbate daily. I am in the habit of masturbating in bed right after reading all of these messages....

How about clean up? Lately, I just lie in the cum and let it dry on me. Then, when I get up, I take a bath and throw the underwear or sock (my favorite rag) in the washer.

Nothing quite like the feeling of dried splooge cracking and pulling your skin as you and move around and watching the flakes gently falling off your body...

Back to the poll ... I take it that 'in the hardware section of Walmart' falls in the 'somewhere else' category?

You take it correctly.

i have a laptop, so in bed with pc