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oy vey.. whats the deal

ok, so everytime i use a condom, it breaks... very frustrating,. i upgraded to the magnum XL's but those break too. i usally have difficulty rolling it on, so i kinda have to stretch it

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Old 01-02-2006   #1 (permalink)
DawsonsFreak2 is offline
Question oy vey.. whats the deal

ok, so everytime i use a condom, it breaks... very frustrating,. i upgraded to the magnum XL's but those break too. i usally have difficulty rolling it on, so i kinda have to stretch it out.., and slip it on.. i am also uncut,. and my forskin gets all bunched up and the condom move up ,. and almost off.. its very frustrating because i go through 4-5 condoms in one session,. some rbeak, some never get on right, and then some just get pulled off out of frustration.. what am i doin wrong ?
 
Old 01-02-2006   #2 (permalink)
duracock9x6 is offline
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If the written directions on condom use are confusing you I know for a fact and personal use and experience that if you open the entire box the magnum xl comes in there are Pictures to help you out. The reason I say this is I have seen a magnum xl rolled over to beer cans end to end an then picked up an carried without breaking so its obvious is user ERROR
 
Old 01-02-2006   #3 (permalink)
DawsonsFreak2 is offline

there is a pop upon insertion,. thats usally when it breaks., it happened more with the smaller ones,. but after it happened with the XL i needed some answers
 
Old 01-02-2006   #4 (permalink)
Shaun is offline

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Originally Posted by duracock9x6
I have seen a magnum xl rolled over to beer cans end to end an then picked up an carried without breaking so its obvious is user ERROR
Maybe he is bigger than 2 beer cans ??
 
Old 01-02-2006   #5 (permalink)
horribleperson is offline

does anyone just want to say bullshit???

because i sure do
 
Old 01-02-2006   #6 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

stop having sex, altogether.
 
Old 01-03-2006   #7 (permalink)
Spladle is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DawsonsFreak2
ok, so everytime i use a condom, it breaks... very frustrating,. i upgraded to the magnum XL's but those break too. i usally have difficulty rolling it on, so i kinda have to stretch it out.., and slip it on.. i am also uncut,. and my forskin gets all bunched up and the condom move up ,. and almost off.. its very frustrating because i go through 4-5 condoms in one session,. some rbeak, some never get on right, and then some just get pulled off out of frustration.. what am i doin wrong ?
Pinch the tip of the condom and then roll it on slowly so that no air gets trapped when you are putting it on. Having a bunch of air trapped in the tip causes the condom to break much easier.
 
Old 01-03-2006   #8 (permalink)
mehgah is offline

and if that doesn't work, just use a plastic bag :)

Seriously though, what Spladle says is true.. a lot of people think they can just force the air out afterwards.. at our sizes the latex is already holding on for dear life, don't push it.
 
Old 01-03-2006   #9 (permalink)
MrMXYZPTLK is offline

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Originally Posted by DawsonsFreak2
ok, so everytime i use a condom, it breaks... very frustrating,. i upgraded to the magnum XL's but those break too. i usally have difficulty rolling it on, so i kinda have to stretch it out.., and slip it on.. i am also uncut,. and my forskin gets all bunched up and the condom move up ,. and almost off.. its very frustrating because i go through 4-5 condoms in one session,. some rbeak, some never get on right, and then some just get pulled off out of frustration.. what am i doin wrong ?
I must also agree, Magnum XL's can be tight, but it takes alot to break them, especially by just putting them on. If anyone else saw the movie "The 40 year old virgin" you know he had the same problem.

So my advice is, if you can't figure out the instruction, ask someone else to show you how it's done.

And make sure the condoms aren't expired, already used, Plastic (plastic condoms don't strech), don't get condoms from a discount bin or a dollar store.
 
Old 01-03-2006   #10 (permalink)
Snakebyte is offline

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And make sure the condoms aren't ... already used

that's disgusting
 
Old 01-03-2006   #11 (permalink)
Sorcerer is offline

I'm not buyin' this at all. In high school health class we rolled a regular trojan over a watermelon. Unless this guys been fucking Sandpaper Sally or is the size of a whale, I say "BULLSHIT!"
 
Old 01-03-2006   #12 (permalink)
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK is offline

If you're putting it on like it says in the box, or like you've been taught, then concievably there is no reason why they should.
 
Old 01-03-2006   #13 (permalink)
DawsonsFreak2 is offline

im not makin it up,... i think the comment about air gettin trapped is what the problem is,..
 
Old 01-03-2006   #14 (permalink)
RideRocket is offline

Getting the air out of the tip before you put it on is the key. It's supposed to be 'receptacle' for your sperm, but 1) it's tiny and most people cum much more than the tip can hold, and 2) you'll break the condom if you don't get the air out.

Or you could do like my buddy did in college and whipped out the saran wrap...
 
Old 01-04-2006   #15 (permalink)
Spladle is offline
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Originally Posted by DawsonsFreak2
i think the comment about air gettin trapped is what the problem is,..
Me too.
 

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