Great, another addiction

ingens · 12-31-2005

So in addition to ding dongs, ketamine and violent masturbation, I'm now addicted to board posting. Great.

Pecker · 12-31-2005

Welcome to the club. :D

GoneA · 12-31-2005

welcome aboard ... but we've already discussed that ;)

mehgah · 01-01-2006

Welcome to our humble abode.

Danceswithlamps · 01-01-2006

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Originally Posted by ingens

So in addition to ding dongs, ketamine and violent masturbation, I'm now addicted to board posting. Great.

What is Ketamine?

ingens · 01-01-2006

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Originally Posted by mfoley

What is Ketamine?

horse tranquilizer

madame_zora · 01-01-2006

Welcome. Prepare for delirium tremens.

Spladle · 01-01-2006

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Originally Posted by ingens

So in addition to ding dongs, ketamine and violent masturbation, I'm now addicted to board posting. Great.

You average 9.82 posts per day. I average 19.93 posts per day.

I win, bitch. :p

Matthew · 01-01-2006

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Originally Posted by mfoley

What is Ketamine?

And what is "violent masturbation"?

SomeGuyOverThere · 01-01-2006

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Originally Posted by Matthew

And what is "violent masturbation"?

When you punch yourself in the face for fun.

Spladle · 01-02-2006

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Originally Posted by SomeGuyOverThere

When you punch yourself in the face for fun.

That's so hot. I'm actually typing this sentence with one hand and wanking with the other, that's how hot that is.

ingens · 01-02-2006

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Originally Posted by Spladle

You average 9.82 posts per day. I average 19.93 posts per day.

I win, bitch. :p

It's the ketamine. and the one handed typing in some instances. Fucker.
:D

ingens · 01-02-2006

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Originally Posted by SomeGuyOverThere

When you punch yourself in the face for fun.

lol; nah, mostly a term i heard or made up for fun that has no real meaning. Much like "Spladle is my friend." Boo-yah!

GoneA · 01-02-2006

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Originally Posted by Matthew

And what is "violent masturbation"?

masturbating with hot metal gloves.

steve319 · 01-02-2006

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Originally Posted by ingens

So in addition to ding dongs, ketamine and violent masturbation, I'm now addicted to board posting. Great.

Mmmm. So the cautionary example of the post-addicts you've seen here isn't enough to help you step away from the keyboard, huh?

Don't be surprised if you're the recipient of a well-intended INTERVENTION the way I was.

(Glad to have you here in any case.)