Gross question...

OK guys, this isn't a joke (I know I'm gonna get roasted for this)

What do you call an anal queef? It's not a fart and it's not a queef so...????

.....wtf?.....

Oh guys, don't pretend like you've never experienced this. It's a legit question. Let's hear from someone else. I've asked quite a few people and nobody can give me an answer including the peanut gallery that's already piped in. I figured if I can't ask this here then...time to go to Disney.com

Where would you like me to put this...Meet and Greet? I fuck with a large penis so I figure it applies.

Lets make a new word, I'll call it a Quarf.

I just about "quarfed" out my kidneys I laughed so hard over that one...

Or a "feef?"

OK, so we have Poot, Quarf and Feef. Anyone else? I submit Qwart.

I'd call it hilarious by any name.

god i so wish im made a MOD

The correct term is aurally enhanced displacement.

I've always called it a rectal love gasp when it's come up in conversation.

I will incorporate this phrase into my daily conversations.

I just told my girlfriend that I wanted to hear a vaginal love gasp, and she swatted me on the back of the head.

Words of the wise: Flowery words don't always get flowery results.