Nicknames you were given because of your cock size

Gigantor

It was said tongue in cheek (though her tongue was busy doing something else at the time).

Know that story! Few can pronounce my Spanish first name either, without mangling it. That's why the locals now call me J-Ray. (From Jacinto Rafael). I'm not particularly fond of it, but it's preferable to what they do to the name Jacinto.

Yeah, I really hope I got it right. I have no idea if my Spanish pronunciations are decent or not, and I have no one to ask anymore. But J-Ray? That sure doesn't seem to suit you.

Nick = N.I.C = Nine Inch Cock

and the other ones: "meat", "Dick", addressing me as two - "are you two coming over", etc.

Ha-ha, I had to put up with that shit, too.

In 8th grade a guy called me Pony Boy which turned into PB

Although you don't really "Look" like a J.R. I think that would be more fitting than J-Ray. J-Ray sounds more like some wannabe rapper.:)

Friends labeled me:

Johnny Wadd
Magnus

donkey dick

One of my first bfs called it "his thunderstick" which is higher than you might imagine on the list of reasons why we broke up.

most people i know call me LBD (little big dave) i've also had dave dong, big dave, davereal (for a real 9 odd inches) which turned in to the realness then just real. my cock had some stupid unoriginal names like godzilla, the beast and countless daft things like that from ex girlfriends which i loved i have to say! and if i was in trouble with my ex she called me david and before she carried on i KNEW i was in the shit. but thats got nothing to with my cock.

my 1st one was in HS from one of the cheerleaders who called me "mega meat"

Then there was the school uh, ehr, real friendly chick,(That's being nice without getting nasty!) who described me as " A living obelisk"

Shortly thereafter when I worked for a fast food joint, one of the girl who blew me by the dumpster remarked me as "Original big beef!)

Big Ben :)

THE BEAST is my fave so far!

At High School, I was Young Bull

Other times,

-Baboon Boy
-Eeee-Aww
-Nads
-Trigger
-Taipan
-Torpedo Boy
-ExocetDick


Mainly related to animals and serpents - used to be bothered about the nicknames, now just laugh along...

I've gotten "Rhino," "T-Bone," "Rod," and the oh-so-original "Hung Boy."