Nicknames you were given because of your cock size

It was "hey dick!"

Funny thing was, they hadn't even SEEN my dick.

because I'm smaller, my wife calls me L.P.---"little pecker"

Big Hog!

I got a new one today.................

full monty python

thought it was sort of on the weird side for a name but

dougzilla!!

Yes sir......Another 'Hog' here. It was actually, "The Hog"

Ahhhh, "THE" Hog huh?

forgot that at times I was called woolly mammouth because of all the pubes and hair and my cock looked like an elephant trunk (so they said)
wasn't one of my favorites, but it stuck for a year or so

My boss at work used to call me "niner". He'd only seen it through my black dress pants.

"E.T." - no, not Extra Tremendous, but for Elephant Tool, which was flattering, but a gross exaggeration.

langpiel

Magnum and Cuddles ( I like to cuddle after sex)

Ok guys, stop with the names you gave yourself. i may not be 12 inch long and 9 nch girth., but im endowed and im yet to have a pet name. So your all fucking liars if you have more then one from one girl.

Very long name for a cock.