Nicknames you were given because of your cock size

My Friends and fiancee dubbed me "The Oak Tree" for some reason

"Satyr" or "Elephant man"...

"Curvey" cause I have a slight curve (to the left if you really must know). LOL!

The only two nicknames that stuck were bigtwin (high school) and doc (college) - doc was code for PhD or pretty huge dick. I thought that was unique until i read here that someone else was called PhD. My brother called me freak when he was mad.

In middle school when the hormones were raging and my dick was always peeking over my belt, the girls called me or mine...GLAD, the Impaler.

Insert Bill Clinton joke... HERE!

Big Stevie and the twins
Snake

My lover calls my bulge "Thor" for its size and the thunderbolts that it shoots.

In high school mine was Mr. Monster Meat or Donkey Dong. Most often it was not meant in a complimentary way. (til I was a senior anyway.)

Gabe

Horribleperson

Mr. Big

Cokecan(obviously)
Doublewide

ive busted jokes at one of my friends whose hung. Whenever he complains i say(like im talking about him to somebody else but were the only 2 their)
Man got a dick like godzilla and he over thier whinin! lol

GoneA, don't sell yourself short...you are a god!

this came as a result of showering in high school physical education classes, then a requirement in california schools( the early 70's). Few could pronounce my Latino last name , which begins with the letter T. my fellow students said, " look at T's bone!" I have kept this nickname for more than 3 decades. Cruz is taken from the California County where I live......:)