Desperate Times=Desperate Measures

Pecker · 12-26-2005

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Originally Posted by steve319

Ah, c'mon guys. What's the deal with jumping someone who has found a way that works for him? I don't care if someone builds an elaborate apparatus that simultaneously stimulates the cock, pinches the nipples, and flosses the teeth---if it helps him get off in an enjoyable, safe, and responsible manner, I'm happy for him.:)

Since when did we forget the "support" part of the title here?

So relax, bigdude, and thanks for sharing.

Okay, okay, dammit.

But what worked for me when I was young and desperate was to put some lotion in a plastic shopping bag and place it between the mattress and foundation. My cousin even used that method: after he found me in my bedroom on my knees humping my bed.

bigdude · 12-26-2005

there's the spirit hahaha

and to everybody who's all like "what a hassle, i'm not gonna spend my time putting that together, u must never get sex, blah blah" did you see how many supplies you need? It's veerrry quick and easy, but ehh..

Rikter8 · 12-26-2005

No Really! It works!

I saw this in a Martha Stewart Living book!

She's so resourceful......

panthera · 12-26-2005

thanks big dude, i'll give it a try. have been quiet lately, life's been kinda rough again. was thinkin' of askin for some advice, but after reading the posts over the last few weeks, i gotta say: the support part is not real prevalent right now, seems like lots of folks are out to outrock dr. rock...maybe there just is no more interest in support?

KidBrown · 12-26-2005

All you gotta do is find a cliff and a sheep. Put the sheep by the edge of the cliff and rail away. It'll push back because it's scared of plunging to it's death.

Come on, that's what normal people do, not build sex toys. Where the fuck have you been living, under a rock?

For real though, since when does an invention merit insults? Especially if it works for the guy.....

Desperate Times=Desperate Measures

Originally Posted by steve319 Ah, c'mon guys. What's the deal with jumping someone who has found a way that works for him? I don't care if someone builds an elaborate apparatus that simultaneously stimulates the