Another n00b

Hey i just found this place seems interesting and a solution to boredom. If you want some background on me here you go:
Im a 19 male, i consider myself asexual, although i think both sexes can be attractive ive never been interested in sex. I much rather have a solid person to hang around and cuddle with than have random hookup partners. I just found out last year that i have a "large" penis, depending on god knows what it ranges around 9 inches. I dont know, whats up and whos who?

*clears throat*
*best Tony Curtis voice*: "I love you, gonea-us."

Hard dicks, airplanes.
I'm me.

YOU'RE you? I thought I was you!?

I stand corrected.

That's better.

I'll have to sew your name in my underwear or something.