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Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall remain anonymous... Twas the night before Tookie's execution ... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips

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Old 12-22-2005   #1 (permalink)
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I Didn't Write It!!

Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall remain anonymous...
Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.
The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead. And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.
The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.
On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters. </SPAN>
Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a #### as they gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!



 
Old 12-22-2005   #2 (permalink)
CokecanBen9 is offline

pretty sick
 
Old 12-22-2005   #3 (permalink)
Onslow is offline

Thanks Pappy I needed that---set me laughing.
 
Old 12-24-2005   #4 (permalink)
punch is offline

Funny, heartwarming and appropriate ! ....except for the half-queer part. :-(
I know gay guys who were just as glad to see Tookie fry.
 
Old 01-27-2006   #5 (permalink)
onlygettinbigger is offline

oh yeah...always fun to ridicule the death of a nobel peace prize nominee...cuz they hand that kind of thing out like candy... right?
 
Old 01-27-2006   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by onlygettinbigger
oh yeah...always fun to ridicule the death of a nobel peace prize nominee...cuz they hand that kind of thing out like candy... right?
'Fraid they do. The mere nomination for the Peace Prize is generally a political football, of no particular significance. Whether the prize itself is of significance is another question - I suspect it's just a reason to put Norway in the news every now and then (the other Noble Prizes are awarded by various institutions in Sweden).
 
Old 01-27-2006   #7 (permalink)
Matthew is offline

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Originally Posted by punch
Funny, heartwarming and appropriate ! ....except for the half-queer part. :-(
I know gay guys who were just as glad to see Tookie fry.
Well isn't that just reassuring as fuck. I love the "Be as offensive as you please to everybody else, but don't you dare call me a fag!" mentality.
 

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