Hello, just joined

Yeah, but now we're best buddies. I'm still keeping the other half of your dick in a mason jar- I'll gladly return it to you for a *price*.

Thanks for the suggestion, and candor with which you expressed it.
I never posted before, and thought I'd jump in with both feet.
Was'nt sure how to start a new thread, or where to do so.
Nice to meet you too.
Wow this place is really friendly, I'm impressed.
Well I apologize for the Thread jacking if that is what is percieved.
I think I'll just say "Thanks for all the support" and agree that this
site is full of it.
Gone with the wind.

As if you didn't join just to post a bitch- get over yourself. If you don't know how a site works, *hands cluephone over to tomer* perhaps you could try not making your first post an attack. Don't let the door hit ya.

You are a bit reactive eh?
Is it that time of the month?
Gotcha!
That was hilarious!

I get to fuck him first!

that guy tomer seems like he must be nuts - some of the stuff he said was just weird

You got it Darnell

Forgetting? It's probably intentional.

Oh, if only there were a 'saucy quip' award...

Yeah, this site is a mixed bag of nuts, you get used to it after a while. MOST people are happy to talk to you if you actually have something to say, don't let the weird ones bother you.

Dear MZ,
My nuts are in no way "mixed."
I am happy to talk to anyone who is has sumthin' to speak of ya' know?
Whut's wrong with the weird ones?

Since when are your nutz not mixed? I thought you still had about 20% for me, or did I miss the window of opportunity?

Speaking of mixed nuts...I prefer Cashews. They look like nice soft hung ones you know what I mean?

You open a peanut and you find Santa Claus inside...

I'm really not that bad when you get to know me...let's just say

we got started on the wrong foot.

Ok, I've been a bit nutty lately, and hey you chew long enough and you
get peanut butter...know what I mean?

Squirrel's love nut's and so you think I'm a bit squirrley...ok, no big deal.

It's ok, so I'm a squirrel. ;-)(Maybe I'll have to change my Avatar!)

It's been a lot of fun getting responces. Thanks!

Heck it's been a Ball...(Ball's...well that's a whole nother game to play)

Thanks for letting me get to know you all...

Sorry if I rubbed some of you the wrong way...it's like petting a cat

the wrong way eh?...

Guess I'll play nice now. We'll I'll try...;-)

You're all so irresistably fun to play with.

Have a Great day!