take a ruler (or yardstick or room size tape measure if you are extree enormous) and place it on top of your hard hoojie. the zero mark should be at the junction of the base of your dick and where it meets your body.
measure from there to the tip of your pole and VOILA. you have your number.
don't have any diagrams - sorry. actually used to, then my HARD DRIVE crashed.
remember though, double the number you come up with when using AOL. its in the contract somewhere i believe. |