I'm a returning STRAIGHT member

No, if you shave your ass, not only does it itch, but you have this phenomenon called the eternal fart... where the bubble keeps sliding back and forth up and down your asscrack.. never to be interrepted by ass hairs. There is a purpose for them.

Yeee who quoteth foulry and practice filth DARE say Jesus' name

Begone you hedon!

Just another example of the need to legalize retroactive abortion.

Wouldn't most people consider you a mercy fuck?

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In my humble opinion, DoubleMeatWhopper has class, intelligence, humor and most definitely, good looks. And, I believe that you would be hard pressed to find many people who would disagree with me.

I have since found numerous other vicious posts from this same neanderthal troll who became a member of the LPSG today.
I suggest that everyone IGNORE HIM until he gets bored and goes away.

80 + 6 = Fuck Mook

As Charlie Brown's teacher once said...

Wha wha. Wha wha wha wha? Wha wha, wha wha.

gee, i'd never have guessed

Scooby, You WOULD know ALL about rug burn and ass hair. What a Neanderthal! You've been ass shagging Michael Savage with K-Y Lube Jelly again! No, SL--it is WE who laugh at you. Hehehehehehehehhehehehe. That reminds me...the next time you come over with a noodle and double meatball struedel jones, I will shave your "freshly juicing pussy" and use Wet Platinum instead of that spit in a tube you use. I will give you a high colonic with my brand new pressure washer, you noodle slurper! Then, you will know THE GAYTRIX has you. Hehehehehehehe.

Scooby, your picture would be right next to that definition for illustrative purposes. To remind straight couples that sometimes it is best to use the appropriate protection when making love.