I'm a returning STRAIGHT member

Thanks gfor the welcome back...

For those of you who seem to be disappointed that I'm not gay... just dont send me gross pm's and we will be fine. SImple aint it? Wasn't trying to hurt your feelings :D

That was weak.

Maybe you aren't as straight as you think. I saw Tom Cruise driving a SL65 AMG. He was trying to park but he couldn't make up ihis mind whether to go straight into the parking slot or to back in.

Yeah, a minimal amount of coherency is required to not ram garbage trucks.. what a nasty hog.

Hello.

Out of interest, why are you so intimidated by gay people?

Ya just dont get it do you?

Because someone doesnt want pm's asking to see my asshole and my cock together... means I'm intimidated? How so? I could probably rock most of you anyways :)

For example:

I find these types of pm's annoying.

Thanks.

It was the most recent post.. sorry. :D

I'm still here and I am still the gayest, queerest chap east of the Atlantic and West of it as well and I am not interested in you or your miserable thing--and attached to you I am sure it must be quite miserable.



Ta ta darling

You know, I keep trying to take Ashlar, MZ and Pappy's vouchers for you, but then you keep writing stuff like that. What does it mean? Is it a threat or is it joking sexual banter? If it's a joke, it's a little subtle considering how this thread opened.

lol.. cant just tell gay people that you arent gay... and that you arent interested in being hit on by gay people.

God forbid I start chanting about Straight Pride eh?

But I guess Im paying the price for you kids being made fun of in school. Flame away..

With such a bright, witty, and open minded personality, no wonder people are knocking down your door to chat. You are so damn charming......in fact, I wasn't gay before I read this thread, but now you've changed all of that. Please oh please take it all off sexy !!!!

Dudes like you braid hair in prison.

He supposedly drives an AMG....need we say more?

However, you'll never really know how enlightening that was for me. I'm forever in your debt.

Hey Matthew... I see what you are talking about. I posted to comments in this thread and they both were "deleted".

Strange.....

Ok fagz, enough.. You are clearly disappointed that I wont open my cheeks for you. Its funny, because you have all proven that you are merely overzealous pro-hoopers that will attempt to ravage any straight guy that doesnt want cock-talk over private messages..

You even have a straight guy marching in your camp.. who well.. I guess isnt straight anymore? Shitty (litterally) for him.

I tried to be polite about it.. but all you turkey-holes did was make it sport.

You: Pissed of because Im not gay.

Me: Laughing My ass off.