Happily Addicted to the Web

Happily Addicted to the Web
(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"):

Doorbell rings, I'm not listenin';
From my mouth, drool is glistenin'
I'm happy -- although my boss let me go,
I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.

All night long, I keep clicking;
Unaware time is ticking;
There's beard on my cheek, same clothes for a week,
I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.

Friends come by, they shake me, sayin' "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man --
I've just discovered Letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes;
Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
Who cares if someday they haul me away?
I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.
Happily Addicted to the Web.
Happily Addicted to the Web!

I always thought there was a restaurant there too. Must have been a book I read before the advent of the web...

What a terrifying thought.

At least you didn't beat to the song, I guess.

Quote:

that reminds me: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

haha -good one.

That reminds me:
http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/

Haha! Thats funny. Oddly enough, I was kind of sad to see they eyes go away... :D

It's not so odd -- lots of people like being watched.

LOL I had to read it twice because I thought that that was what he said!
That he beat to the song!
LMAO!

Oh, I would much rather someone perform *on* me! so much more action when they decide to take part in the fun!