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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one

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Old 12-14-2005   #1 (permalink)
GoneA is offline
Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.


"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home."



The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.

"I had to beat him to death with the chair."



MORAL : Women are evil

Don't mess with them !!!!!!!
 
Old 12-15-2005   #2 (permalink)
Danceswithlamps is offline

Real Moral: Don't buy expensive furniture!
 
Old 12-15-2005   #3 (permalink)
rawbone8 is offline

the suspense is killin' me.... did she get the job????
 
Old 12-15-2005   #4 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

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Originally Posted by rawbone8
the suspense is killin' me.... did she get the job????
she's in this thread ... ask her.
 
Old 12-15-2005   #5 (permalink)
Matthew is offline

Nice font.
 
Old 12-15-2005   #6 (permalink)
Danceswithlamps is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by rawbone8
the suspense is killin' me.... did she get the job????
No, I'm sorry. she didn't. Actually, they were going to give it to her, until she tripped an lost her face. As it turns out, it was really Osama trying to get into Government files. Aparently, they stole his Playboys when they raded the Taliban's palace/building/whatever! :D
 
Old 12-18-2005   #7 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

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Originally Posted by Matthew
Nice font.
nice tits.
 
Old 12-18-2005   #8 (permalink)
Pecker is online now

She got the job.
She has nice tits.
 
Old 12-18-2005   #9 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecker
She got the job.
She has nice tits.
coincidence?
 
Old 12-18-2005   #10 (permalink)
well_endowed is offline
Banned

Why do people ruin perfectly good jokes by tagging unfunny morals on the end?
 
Old 12-18-2005   #11 (permalink)
Danceswithlamps is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by well_endowed
Why do people ruin perfectly good jokes by tagging unfunny morals on the end?
But you see, it is funny. There will always be a mean moral, this one is just really apparent. I still think it's funny, even with the moral.:D :p
 
Old 12-19-2005   #12 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

you would have to ask the person who came up with the joke...
 
Old 12-19-2005   #13 (permalink)
rawbone8 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by GoneA
you would have to ask the person who came up with the joke...
I prefer the unadulterated GoneA

the joke rocked :D
 
Old 12-19-2005   #14 (permalink)
GoneA is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by rawbone8
I prefer the unadulterated GoneA

the joke rocked :D

thank you.

i prefer the unadulterated gonea, too - he's just never around. thus, you guys are stuck with me.
 
Old 12-19-2005   #15 (permalink)
Matthew is offline

Can you be unadulterated once you've committed adultery?
 

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