Merry Christmas to all

It's my drug of choice. However, rumors that it serves as a "gateway" to harder drugs are all too true.

Update. I recently created an avatar and introduced a picture of myself to my profile. Any and all persons wishing to compliment me on my appearance should do so. Any and all persons not sexually attracted to me whatsoever should put that aside long enough to tell me how sexually attracted to me they are. 'Kay bye.

But I still don't have a signature.

you're so so so so so so hot...

ok now you tell me

I wanna bang you.

Edit: Also, I am curious to know how big the penis in your profile's photograph is. I am assuming that you know the measurements.

very good! we're sure to be fast friends...

i'm pretty new here too & everyone's been really cool so far, so welcome

bangity bang bang bang

Well, with your looks & personality, whoever you wind up getting with, I'm sure you will make them very very happy!

*waves in the general direction of Texas*

So what... I am Indian........

Anyway, welcome, even though I am a little late, Chase. :) Enjoy and do misbehave... they expect it. ;)

a little over ten, just a little...

EXCELLENT. This whole shameless request for flattery thing is working out as well as I'd hoped.

*waves back*

I appreciate it, thanks.
I'm doing my damndest, though it comes unnaturally to me. Check out the thread with the new girl where I totally said inappropriate things, it was hawt.

Holy cow. I am more than a little impressed. And aroused? Maybe . . . just maybe. ;)

So what about your measurements, Chase? Is it true that everything's big in Texas?

('course if you'd prefer to show as well as tell, I for one won't be complaining!)

boing! hahaha

glad i could assist, though in the year you were born i had big kajagoogoo hair & too much eyeliner... :)

Now THATS hot.

*LOL*

well in the year YOU were born i was like in 3rd grade & wore bell bottoms... how's that for hot baby????? HAHAHAHA