Lap Dances

Do you guys enjoy lap dances. Last week a gorgeous young dancer came twice while grinding on me. it was quite an experience....

With that monster you carry around, I'm surprised your dancer didn't have a heart attack.

As that great beloved lady of animation, Miss Olive Oyl, used to say, "Whutta ma-an!!!"

Have you ever tried "Zout"? That stuff will get stains out of anything.

love guy strippers. does that count?