| Joke for us Michiganders
This morning on I-75,
>
> I looked over to my
> left and there was a
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> woman
>
>
> in a brand new
>
>
> Cadillac
>
>
> doing 65 mph
>
>
> with her
> face up next to her
>
>
> rear view mirror
>
>
> putting on her eyeliner.
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>
>
>
> I looked away
>
>
> for a couple seconds
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> and when I looked back she was
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> halfway over in my lane,
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> still working on that makeup.
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> As a man,
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>
> I don't scare easily.
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>
>
> But she scared me so much;
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> I dropped
> my electric shaver,
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> which knocked
>
> the donut
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> out of my other hand.
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>
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> In all
> the confusion of trying
>
> to straighten out the car
>
> using my knees against
> the steering wheel,
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> it knocked
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> my cell phone
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> away from my ear
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> which fell
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> into the coffee
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> between my legs,
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> splashed,
>
> and burned
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> Big Jim and the Twins,
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> ruined the damn phone,
>
> soaked my trousers,
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> and disconnected an
> important call.
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>
> Idiot Women Drivers | 
