Thumper_10x7_CA: My friend and I used to have a little contest to see who could jack off in the craziest places. Of course it was the honor system...
I've jacked off on the side of the fwy late at night when I got a flat tire. On the old People Mover ride at Disneyland, the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland, Monorail at Disneyland, heck you name it and I've wanked it there at Disneyland! ;D
The best though was when I was in this one stage show, during my scene I was the only person on stage and wore a big cloak that covered my whole body from the shoulders down and it hung below my feet. I would drop my pants in the cloak and jack myself. This was in front of about 10,000 people. Pretty fun I must say!