bigmike11: I'm so big that I have a lot of trouble getting really rock hard; it's only happened a few times. Most of the time it takes a while for my dick to get as hard as it gets.

Like many of the rest of you, my dick also points down at a sharp angle. I guess it's hard for a few ligaments to support the weight of my cock. I've always thought guys with cocks that point straight up look silly. Heh.