Brilliant, Mad and Huge

Being a typical girl, I always believed that white academics had tiny cocks.

That was okay by me, I just kept away from them. But after dumping my last braindead boyfriend I decided to take the plunge and date someone with an IQ higher than my dog (who I named Penis, which suggests how my life is prioritized).
I went online because who knows where the fuck those academic types hang out anyways. I didn't have a lot of hope so I was shocked and amazed to meet Mr. Big. Believe it or not he thinks about history and learning other languages and crap like that. Yet, and more importantly, he has the hugest cock I've ever seen and isn't afraid to use it. The first few times we fucked I bled and bled like a decapitated pig and of course the pain was entirely pleasurable. Moreover, I cannot get enough of sucking this huge cock. Before I was ungaggable, now I almost puke everytime. My main goal in life right now is to get my phD in deepthroating this thing.


Now I can freely and honestly denounce the myth of the inverse relationship between brain and penis size once and for all while I await more brutalizing, beautiful punishments.

Yes, I do know how you life is prioritized. Yes indeed.

Festive, and you can dance to it. I give it a 9.5.

mmm mmm mmm juicy, or the english army have just arrived

another convert

I take it the prerequisite for a class like that is a trainable mouth/throat and a strong work ethic. SIGN ME UP!!:):)

Where does this myth come from anyways?

It's unfortunate, because those stereotypes cause women to dismiss brainy/nerdy types perhaps too quickly... As for myself, I am a 5'7" nerdy type, so I assume that most women who believe in this myth would not expect to find anything of significant size in my pants... well, they would be wrong (8"x5.75")!

So thanks for helping disprove this myth once and for all (and please DO tell other girls!).

Yeah. Although I'm not nerdy, I'm quite handsome and such a stud :P

...I'm quiet and intelligent. But w/e their loss, and I have a hot girlfriend to appreciate my cock now :)

Dig it, I am not what you'd call Fabio's replacement by a margin,but then I am not exactly quasimodo either.
But, all things being equal, I consider myself to be quite intelligent, tho not at all nerdy by a long shot. And fromwhat I've inferred from my last three gf's, I'm someone not so easily given up on.

But now where is the famous bloodiedbycock? Disappeared? And after such an auspicious, lyrical debut. Please, bbc, come and finish what you started. I was looking forward to it. Don't let us think you were just an everyday, run-of-the-mill troll! Perhaps you're too bloody to type at the moment.

have you tried anal with him???

I denounced the myth years ago:) I've seen the smaller genitals on bright men and not so bright men--try dumb as a stick-- I've seen big men with small penises and short skinny men with a penis that made my eyes bulge in awe.

Now you get to have the best of both worlds--brains and size. Hopefully he also has a decent personality.

Suckers. ...

Trust me, most of us know. I can't tell you how many times this very conversation has come up in real life lately. Since I make costumes for strippers, I get to talk to a lot of girls who probably see an above average number of cocks, and most of us know about the skinny nerdy hung guy thing.