Telling Your Parents

Very true. There is a huge double standard about this. But to be completely honest, I find it a bit odd that even a mother would do something like that.

By the way, did any of you hear what Elian Gonzales' grandmother and aunt did to him? I heard somewhere that they visited him while he was still in the US, and a government employee actually saw them make Elian remove his penis from his pants so they could look at it. I think they even pinched it or something. I'll look for a link that talks about this, because it's such an odd story that I don't want to mention it without verification.


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I remember I was 16 and in my room watching TV. I had just took a shower and was drying off. I forget the name of the show but this hot babe was looking sexy when BOING I was hard and throbbing. I remember walking over to my mirror and checking out my hardness when the door opened and there stood my mom She quickly closed the door and apologized. I threw on some swim trunks and went to bed. The next day before dinner she called me into the kitchen and apologized again and told me that I needed to be more careful about playing with myself. I was shocked and stammered that I wasn't. I tried to explain that I was just looking at myself but she cut me off and said that how I please myself is my business and that I need to lock the door. I was speechless then she said with a smile that I was going to make some girl happy. I just sat there.

That's a great story, bro! My mother actually did catch me beating off once. But I wanna suppress THAT memory. :evilgrin:

Your mum couldn't possibly know from changing your nappy when you're a baby how your dick is when you're fully grown. I'm also a little uncomfortable at the mum putting her hand on the bulge and asking to see it. There's a stage at the start of puberty were mothers kinda loos their free access to their children's nakedness, and it becomes something that isn't necessarily unhealthy or bad, but has to have the consent of both parent and child from that time on. For either side to force it against the other's will is innappropriate.

My dad did once follow me into the toilets at a restaurant to sneak a peek. He stood at the urinal beside me, and i noticed in my periferal (spelling?) vision that he glanced down to see. He then coughed, and moved 3 or 4 urinals away very quickly!

So this begs the question: "Where does size come from? Momm Dad or both?"

Any geneticists out there?

As a matter of fact, here's something from the Bravo site: www.bravo.de.

rtsp://streamer.pkg.de/bravo/youwant/amsterdam/video/music/051027_robbie_nackt.rmvb

If that link doesn't work: http://www.bravo.de/online/render.php?render=010483
and click on Robbie nackt! (Robbie naked!)

A movie of this guy called robie and he's actually playin with his dick at the end of the clip.

he is sooooo tiny

Simply put they don't. If they ask I will tell them but until that time they don't need to know.

Germany is pretty shocking by American standards. Have you all heard about what Bloodhound Gang did on mainstream national TV in Germany?

The lead singer said that German idea of pornography is a man shitting on a woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodhound_Gang

Hey, BJT, just wondering: does your signature mean that it is your goal to have a bigger penis? If so, how? Are you doing some sort of stretching or something?

My mom caught me whacking off before breakfast once when I was in high school, so she knew what I had. As I was trying to cover myself up she commented that I took after my father, so a double-digit unit didn't meet with much shock value.

Skinny you guessed right. I have started doing stretches as well as jelqing daily. I take a break every 6-7 days then go back at it.

Let me just give you some first-hand insight into the BRAVO thing - it sounds much weirder in this thread than it actually is. The magazine did and does indeed publish pictures of one naked boy and one naked girl every week, but the pictures are not, as it was suggested, sent in. They are very professional and clean and they form part of the "sex ed"-section that the magazine is very well-respected for in the german public. BRAVO pioneered in that field as far back as the early sixties. Virtually every German younger than 50 - and i mean every single one, go ahead and ask anyone at random - has fond memories of BRAVO. They advertise a relaxed, but responsible attitude towards sexuality and they offer all the information you could possibly want about sex in a very direct, no-nonsense language. The weekly pictures of nude kids were introduced 10 years ago or so in order to promote a healthy body image in times of grotesquely thin super-models. The models in the BRAVO pics aren't model types at all, just average kids in full body shots in front of a white background. The boys are not aroused in them, of course.
Oh, and Robbie Williams is actually a singer, very famous in europe. The nude video you found is part of the promotion of his next album.

Are these Bravo pics available on line? What are they?

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Germany is pretty shocking by American standards. Have you all heard about what Bloodhound Gang did on mainstream national TV in Germany?

The lead singer said that German idea of pornography is a man shitting on a woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodhound_Gang

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Actually, it was just a fun post on toipic. Other comments here put it in the proper context and BRAVO is to be comended for the message they represent. I lived in Germany for may years and the people are very well adjusted as it concerns nudity, gender identity and sex - all different topics if not here in the US.

At one point my secretary invited my partner and I to go with them to a health spa where there was a great deal of non-exceptional nudity. No big deal. And our group of str8 and gay friends frequently went to a nude beach near the Frankfurt airport. We went to a nudist colony park in the city of Weisbaden when the weather was nice. Impossible here, str8 male friends of ours used to club with us and had no problem asking us to dance with them. Lastly, we vacationed in Ibisa one summer and enjoyed the nude beach there - VERY popular place.

The point here is that there are letcherous (sp?) people of all sorts everywhere. By far I found fewer in Europe than anywhere else. My friends and co-workers there, and the public in general, treated us as a loving couple to be admired. We suffered culture shock when we returned to the US - Texas of all places.

Seems the trend in this country is to ignore or supress our differences instead of taking a adult view and acknowledging the world is a diverse place and wishing it wasn't doesn't make it so.

Sorta brings us back to this forum. We're different and, I'm guessing, if our uniqueness were not such a big deal within this culture we wouldn't have a need to be here, would we?