Hung Guys Piss Louder?

I don't know about hung guys pissing louder but I have noticed cut guys seem to piss louder.

It's impossible for there to be a relation to penis size. In fact, resistance is proportional to length. So technically, hung guys should piss more quietly. The argument could be made for the size of the urethra being a factor though. Area (diameter) is inversely proportional to resistance of flow...so the wider the urethra, the more force there is.

haha...."economy crumbling?".....hahaha

whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not serious, are you? That's not the case (and this is coming from someone with experience).

If you need a source: clickey or another clickey - there's plenty more out there that Google found for me.

I think Kurios has nailed it, if that isn't too painful an image.
The central issue here, aside from "where the stream hits water in the bowl", is hydraulics. If you have a pipe (and several people on this board do), the flow rate is determined by three features: hydrostatic pressure (also known as 'head'..I kid you not..in the fluid mechanics world) length and diameter of the duct. OK, so viscosity and density of fluid are also factors, but we'll assume a standard urine specimen at normal human body temperature.

So: duct diameter='size of urethra'
length of schlong=more resistance (bad news!)
pressure built up='hydrostatic head'
amount of urine=fuel

Now, nothing to do with size of dick... I dunno. Maybe bigger dongs have proportionately bigger vents..I sure hope no one has done a study of this..if they have, it's probably been funded by the government.

We seem to have a lot of leaks from big dicks in government recently..

It really depends on the diameter of the piss hole, and the strength of the muscle contractions that force the piss out. Guys can have various sizes of piss holes that are completely unrelated to the size of the cock. And also, prostate health is a major factor. Benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) is an enlargement of the prostate, usually but not always in older men. Since the urethra passes entirely through the prostate, when there is enlargement, it pinches off the urethra and impedes the flow. *Regular prostate massage can help to prevent BPH.


*Just kidding on that last one...

whoa, whoa, whoa! You're not serious, are you? That's not the case (and this is coming from someone with experience).

If you need a source: clickey or another clickey - there's plenty more out there that Google found for me.
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lol...

TAG...you should know me enough by now to know I wasn't being serious....

*whew* ok, I can sleep with ease tonight...well, maybe not still but my restlessness will come from watching Poltergeist and not from you thinking that larger breast produce more milk.

See, this is what I love about this forum. Where the hell else would you get stories like this? :evilgrin:

Your scenario reminds me of Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.

Aren't ya glad he didn't mention big noses or fat asses?

Oh man, then I'd have to find some article to defend my fat ass!

Oh, you know that's not what I meant. I mean,big breasts/more milk, bigger cock/louder piss, big ears/better hearing, bigger nose... bigger ass... well, ok. never mind.

Also, don't forget that louder urinating noises can also be from holding your piss in your bladder. And aiming directly into the bowl will amplify these noises as well.

Jung would probably agree that he doesn't have anything to do with it. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Jung

I think the only way to settle this is with a real-life experiment. OK, now everyone listen very closely ...