the ancient art of self-improvement"

Source: "The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra"
> Translated by Indra Sinha
>
> Enlarging the Penis:
>
> First rub your penis with wasp stings and massage it with sweet oil.
> When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights through a hole in your bed,
> going to sleep each night on your stomach.
>
> After this period use a cool ointment to remove the pain and swelling.
> By this method men of insatiable sexual appetite, manage to keep
> their penises enlarged throughout their lives.
>
> click here to see the result.
>
> http://www.cockrule.com/wasp_sting.html
>
>

that would be funny if it weren't for the fact that when I was 8, a wasp actually DID sting me, right on the tip of my foreskin. I can assure you that it's no laughing matter

You know, just when you're ready to say you've seen all kinds of weird ass enlargement techniques.......

Wasp stings? At least jelqing's fun.

...someone comes along and rubs wasps on your weezer.